@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
Thank you 😊
05.10.2025 21:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool. I can put away my air sad trombone then.
05.10.2025 21:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[abruptly stops playing my air banjo] Oh the intervention is for ME?
05.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 172 🔁 47 💬 4 📌 0Lay back looking at the stars talking about how insignificant we are in the vastness of the universe and chill?
05.10.2025 19:36 — 👍 23 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1Kids these days will never understand the chokehold Bryan Adams had on us in the 90s
05.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 112 🔁 26 💬 14 📌 0A yellow ninja turtle that says: don’t have a cowabunga
05.10.2025 18:12 — 👍 47 🔁 19 💬 2 📌 0me, singing: AM I SEXUAL
my 4 buddies, wearily: yeaahh
I shot for the moon, and I hit it. Bits of moon disguised as shooting stars are on their way to you right now. Take cover!
05.10.2025 12:38 — 👍 25 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
Brass memorial sign screwed onto the back of a bench: "For Barbara Who was awful when hungry but otherwise pretty solid"
Alas, poor Barbara. I know the feeling well
05.10.2025 02:12 — 👍 244 🔁 48 💬 2 📌 0I was married once, but that was several dogs ago.
29.09.2025 15:43 — 👍 20 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0psyched this girl I had a date with just gave my text a thumbs up!
02.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 28 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0I'm watching the guy across the road using a leaf blower to blow his leaves into his neighbour's yard and friends, never stop learning
04.10.2025 14:08 — 👍 169 🔁 52 💬 9 📌 0It's ergonomic twister so I'll support your back if you want to rest your foot flat on my face
03.10.2025 20:51 — 👍 85 🔁 43 💬 2 📌 0Saw a bio that said “I’m like a Rubik’s cube: Complicated, but totally worth it.” Has anyone ever solved a Rubik’s cube and thought, “That was so worth it”
04.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 140 🔁 20 💬 14 📌 0Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded.
It was quite the shindig.
Never show up empty-handed, ya know? Anyway, it's a beautiful home. Hope you guys like feeder crickets.
02.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 112 🔁 36 💬 3 📌 0*in true crime fb group trying to pick up girls
“I mean the husband MUST be guilty amirite?!”
Sounds pretty good to me!
04.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm drinking beer and watching Faith No More music videos.
I think I've pretty much peaked.
Thank you. Honored to be scum 👊🏼
04.10.2025 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Starter Pack Saturday is this anything?
Y'all know the drill great accounts to follow (if you don't wanna be on here let me know. )💜💜💜
go.bsky.app/MtAd9PJ
Accurate
04.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have a pattern of fighting large birds!
04.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I didn't get this yellow belt for nothing you know!
04.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Should put that on a t shirt
04.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02 words: kar ate
04.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Called a goose a 'fucken swole duck' and that's when the fight started
04.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 194 🔁 53 💬 7 📌 16GB of screenshots I have never looked at again? I need these.
20.12.2024 22:15 — 👍 190 🔁 57 💬 10 📌 3
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