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Father, Cardiology ANP and golfer. Most consistent at nursing, highly variable at the other two. He/Him. #LGBT #AFCB

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Not sure I can be clear enough about this, but Joey Barton is, and has always been, an absolutely massive cunt.

25.01.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Exactly. I remember going Bournemouth/Newcastle match a few years ago. Bournemouth had about 30 attempts, Newcastle 2 (or something like that) and Newcastle won 1-0. Seemed unfair but we didn't deserve to win because we didn't score.

28.07.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really isn't.

28.07.2025 12:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Already fed up of people thinking they know who deserves to win a football match.

The team that puts the ball legally into the net, in open play or through a penalty shoot out, is the team that deserves to win.

You don't deserve to win if you don't do that.

28.07.2025 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same! I keep thinking about pasta.

27.07.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh my God! Who told you that?! Was it face-to-face as I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall at that moment. ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.07.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely. It's amazing for all the wrong reasons and we don't even know why they thought cayenne pepper was an answer.

27.07.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

July 2025: Readmitted as can now only walk 20 metres due to breathlessness. Lungs filled with fluid. Heart function terrible again. Meds restarted but patient has a question. 'When I'm better can I go back to the cayenne pepper treatment?'.

Yes, you can die of stupidity. ๐Ÿ™„

27.07.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2020: Patient presents with a terrible heart function due to cocaine use. Started on evidence based meds and heart function returns to normal in a few months.

2020-May 2025: No symptoms. Yay!

May 2025: Patient stop meds of own accord and switches to cayenne pepper 'treatment' instead.

27.07.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes. Delighted we won't have pictures of German players in SS uniforms (could genuinely happen).

Also pleased as we'll now be underdogs. Less pressure.

23.07.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It felt soft, but I reckon it would have been an easy foul anywhere else on the pitch and for that reason it was impossible for VAR to get involved.

22.07.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, absolutely delighted, but I really feel for the Italian keeper. She had such a good game.

22.07.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was amazing. I'd been surprisingly calm, until then. I think I hurt myself! ๐Ÿ˜‚

22.07.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoyed that, like, absolutely fucking loads!

22.07.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Italy employ the 'dark arts' to waste time against England tonight reminds of when England did exactly the same against Germany towards the end of the final 3 years ago.

I have no complaints.

22.07.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a different class.

19.07.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quality penalties from both sides.

19.07.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The quality of that shootout was top drawer compared to the debacle of 2 days ago.

Well played Germany!

#Euro2025

19.07.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Strange times indeed!

17.07.2025 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A CEO of a company was put up on the big screen cuddling a woman who was apparently had off HR. They immediately broke away from each other and Chris Martin missed that they were having an affair, which seems to be the case.

17.07.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you not see the video?

17.07.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had accepted that Sweden were going to win that, and would have been content with that.

17.07.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was not the highest quality shootout I've seen.

17.07.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Three TV channels!

14.07.2025 06:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Camden Council to fight trans colours legal challenge Blessing Olubanjo says the installations are political and infringe on her rights as a Christian.

www.bbc.com/news/article...

Another one who can take their 'Christian' beliefs and shove them.

12.07.2025 09:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Where's the UK at?

I'm guessing 4, but am happy to consider other options.

10.07.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems legit.

07.07.2025 14:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So he says 'We will not let America become.......' and proceeds to describe the America he's creating right now.

06.07.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's almost like that's not what the rich feel they're in power to do.

05.07.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And so has that.

Also, not a foul for me.

05.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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