Paul

Just completing my appraisal paperwork and am now wondering if anyone else has put the phrase 'The Sword of Damocles' in their's as well. 🤔

Please! He has the MOST hangable face.

But this time with added Bills. Yay!

It's almost like he's actually just a cunt.

Mohamed Salah says ‘I’ve been thrown under the bus’ and signals Liverpool exit Mohamed Salah, left on the bench as Liverpool drew at Leeds, has said his relationship with Arne Slot is broken and that Brighton could be his last game

To be fair, he's not been good enough this season. This might not end well.

www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Agreed. Sounded like 8's across the board to me.

I think the scoring is usually pretty poor on Strictly anyway. Would not recommend. 9/10

Yes. Great result. They've been getting better and more consistent after a slow start. The Oxford result was a bit weird.

Had to message the Coventry fan I work with within anput 5 seconds of that game finishing.

She's not got back yet. 😂

Not an Arsenal fan but want someone (relatively) new to win the league, so Arsenal would suit me.

However, it would be objectively funny if Arsenal finished second again but this time to Villa.

Fair play for getting out of bed and doing it all.

Respect.

Whoever would have thought that the first two people out would be the only two people of colour in there?

Get the biggest piece of cake available.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Giant oceanic manta ray
Kangaroos
Whale shark
Skunk
Moray eel

When she came into it I just wanted her to do well but now, I'll be gutted if she doesn't win it.

I think I might actually love Karen.

#Strictly

I was wondering the same watching that. Alex said earlier that it's really starting to take a toll on the celebrities and maybe she's on to something.

That was a decent jive, but it lacked the punch, speed a cleaness of a real stand out jive.

#Strictly

The sort of report a great paper publishes. It’s a great read about who the man with the gun in this photo, is. Experts now know his name & that he was a school teacher before WWII.

‘Rather, years of antisemitic, nationalistic propaganda closed off whatever was left of their basic humanity’. [1]

I'm all for this!

Immigrants aren’t taking your homes, they’re building them.

Immigrants aren’t driving food costs up, they’re working to put it on our tables.

Immigrants aren’t making healthcare unaffordable, they go without it.

Billionaires are driving the affordability crisis. Not immigrants.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

It's all good, they'll find a way.

'Alternative facts' are so last term.

Cristiano Ronaldo able to play at World Cup despite red card against Republic of Ireland Cristiano Ronaldo will be able to play for Portugal in their opening World Cup game despite his red card against the Republic of Ireland.

In the least surprising development, like, ever.

This would not have happened with any other player, but then no other player has the financial draw of Ronaldo.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I know that correlation does not necessarily equal causation, but there's no doubt in my mind about this.

Just did the old 'twisting your neck while crunching on a bit of pasta' joke on my wife.

I have to say it was waaaay more effective than I had anticipated.

Also, I may be sleeping downstairs tonight.

Kind of worth it though! 😂 😂 😂

I just realised that I should be grateful to England for their performance in the first test.

At least I only had 2 nights of waking up, worrying how the cricket's going. They've done me a favour really.

#TheAshes

Loved everything about that, including her face.

She does! I saw someone say after week one that they didn't expect her to be so likeable.

Karen's my favourite. I love her as a pundit and I hate she had to leave social media because of morons.

This is incredible to watch. So pleased.

She's my favourite. I'm so pleased she's nailing this.