Rob Pearson

The aroma of WD-40 might put me off my Gorgonzola

Night manager…

Probably hasn’t realised cyclists might be going slow enough to actually see the businesses at the side of the road (if they aren’t avoiding potholes and Chelsea tractors)

I REQUIRE A TUG

Closer to 4.0 I imagine

I’m sure the data protection and digital sovereignty is all above board.

Well that’s just fucking charming. What are your options and is there anything we can do as a community?

Operating dangerous infrastructure before coffee?

Trump’s Greenland speech at the WEF except it’s the voice of Pingu

So different to a Storror video. Have to share with my daughter

I think he was cast in Stardust just so someone could magic his mouth shut.

Surely it would be for the best if our government bodies, elected MP’s and candidates all shared on all possible platforms so everyone had the opportunity to interact with them, not just individual echo chambers?

Was it? If so I’m obviously behind the curve as well as lacking in taste. I’ll go with Ashnikko ‘Itty bitty’ instead then.

I’m clearly very classy so have to go with Guess by Charliexcx and billie elish

Botsplaining?

Went to pantomime yesterday, two 6-7 jokes. Both fell completely flat.

The logical end state of folding phones when they get tablet-sized I’m looking forward to my iScroll’25

Surely gold man is the current resident of the White House

At least they aren’t in cars

Which drawer do you keep your catlery in?

I’m sure home assistant would support that

This is my daily commute and absolutely the worst part of it

I believe Terry Pratchett wrote in a book that it’s easy to start spelling Banana, the trick is knowing when to stop

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Unfortunately sleep with the fishes have already chosen their final grade. It can only be Sleep with the fishes-C

I must confirm that I’m not running up that hill

Decorative stag sitting down with its head pointed up and a sign attached stating ‘I hold a bottle of wine’

Same mr stag, same

The Luggage The Luggage is a fictional object that appears in several of the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett. It is a large chest made of Sapient Pearwood (a magical, intelligent plant which is nearly extinct...

If I could refer you to the following link: discworld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lug...

I feel Terry Pratchett may have to there first with the Luggage

Have a look at the Nanoleaf bulbs. I’m pretty sure they are greater than 100w equivalent