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@variir.bsky.social

Dad. Canadian. Atheist. Idiot.

81 Followers  |  77 Following  |  62 Posts  |  Joined: 17.07.2023  |  1.7433

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Through work I once met a tv host for a popular kids show. Mid20s you perverts and extremely sexy and flexible.
She wouldn’t bring the puppet though. Dealbreaker for me.
This is an exaggeration. I’m tired and loopy.

11.07.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yo!

11.07.2025 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted. Just checking in to see how everyone is doing. If you’re good, say hey and let me know you’re ok

16.05.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Duke Boys about to be audited

04.12.2024 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 861    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 7

You know me and tools :)

02.12.2024 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Three shovels, and a big scoop thing!

02.12.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Come shovel snow with me. It’s free and an excellent full body workout. I’ll even supply the shovel!

02.12.2024 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In Canada, β€œfriends with benefits”
means friends who have snowblowers.

02.12.2024 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

Damn, I’m in really bad shape. This will not stand, much like me. Too tired 😴

02.12.2024 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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December 1st and the first viewing of A Christmas Carol. One I’ve never seen, 1935 starring Seymour Hicks.

02.12.2024 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder that this guy on Twitter is NOT Indigenous. He keeps trying to find Native relatives but can’t so is now making up stories about his German/Dutch relatives being Native (you can search the names he posts to see who they are πŸ™„). If you follow him you are supporting his pretendian BS.

30.11.2024 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Can you cook turkey legs in an air fryer? I’m about to find out.

30.11.2024 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’d eat turkey sandwiches every day if I could

29.11.2024 04:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving in the States, and not one of you pricks invited me for turkey dinner. I see how it is.

29.11.2024 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost engaged with a right wing nut job over on twitter. I’ve really gotta leave that place for good.

25.11.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’d be a sure fire way to make my day

20.11.2024 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The woman who looks after our daughter quite often just emailed us. Her two month old granddaughter died in her sleep.
Fuck this unjust world.
I can’t be around today.
KIs your loved ones. Tell them you love them every possible chance.

15.11.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a fake Indigenous account run by people overseas. They build up their accounts by stealing photos from real Indigenous accounts so they can sell drop ship garbage @bsky.app please don’t allow these accounts to infest here like they do on X @nativeamerican.bsky.social

13.11.2024 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 784    πŸ” 432    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 37

Season finale of the Penguin. I’m going to miss this show, it’s so well done

11.11.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Way to rub it in that I have no friends.

08.08.2024 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m notsure, it was so out of the blue. I think someone he liked was into it, and he got real pushy about me needing to watch it.

26.01.2024 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I got blocked by someone I thought of as a friend because I wouldn’t watch a cow documentary

25.01.2024 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need to get off my butt and get my sleeve started

20.01.2024 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This works so much better on the laptop than the ipad.
I'd use it more if I used the laptop more, but 90% of the time, I'm on my ipad

09.01.2024 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy hell, this was from two weeks ago! Yikes. I need to check more often!

03.01.2024 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I rarely use it, because it doesn’t format well on my iPad. I have it mainly in case the other places totally crashes and burns

03.01.2024 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Howdy

21.12.2023 10:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to use it more, but it just renders so poorly on my iPad, it’s difficult

15.12.2023 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My son is 20 and my daughter’s 18. And it happened overnight :/

14.12.2023 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg, too cute. Damn, don’t get baby fever, don’t get baby fever. Too late lol

11.12.2023 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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