My patient today told me if her treatment didnβt work she would come back and choke me. I told her I would choke her back. Sometimes you gotta meet audacity with audacity.
04.03.2025 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@boebonas.bsky.social
New-ish here Cat lady. Lover of music (except country). I go to the gym sometimes. Got the ADHD
My patient today told me if her treatment didnβt work she would come back and choke me. I told her I would choke her back. Sometimes you gotta meet audacity with audacity.
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25.02.2025 02:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all this korra discourse reminds me that we should support womens wrongs
23.02.2025 02:52 β π 111 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Yes.
24.02.2025 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mind you sheβs starring in a movie rn and won awards for akeelah and the bee
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22.02.2025 15:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My tenthousandth day on earth is also the day I get my first paycheck at my new jobβΊοΈ
20.02.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Panda
18.02.2025 03:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Perfect timing
13.02.2025 21:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If i wasnβt contractually bound to working in America Iβd be looking for jobs in Canada rn
13.02.2025 17:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you we this post a GIF from one of your comfort shows
13.02.2025 17:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want to make a new last name like the PenaVegaβs did
13.02.2025 17:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imma need boosters for all of these before itβs too lateπ«£
13.02.2025 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0El oh el
13.02.2025 03:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Child left behind
13.02.2025 03:01 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0My ear ringing before sleep is like my own personal white noise
13.02.2025 02:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0tell me happy Black history month or you hate Black people
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