Arkansas Lorax

This is my prediction, enough Republicans finally read the tea leaves, realizing they’ve hitched their wagons to a lame duck pedophile, and they impeach him before his term is up and try to salvage their political careers

Maria Machado won the 2025 Nobel Peace prize prompting Trump to offer to stop sending troops to our cities & would order ICE to stop using zip ties on children if they will award him the 2026 prize. I heard he’s also willing to stop blowing up boats off the coast of Venezuela to sweeten the deal.

Future historians when looking back at the Trump presidency will simply write: it was a complete and utter $hit$how.

Things that should never be run for profit:
1. Schools/Education
2. Hospitals/Healthcare
3. Prisons/Law Enforcement
4. U.S. Mail
5. Firefighting
6. Water and electricity

Next up to distract you from the Epstein scandal, Trump releases the Bigfoot and Amelia Earhart files, along with an alien from Area 51.

as an Arkansan, it’s actually fun imagining Tom Cotton being wrestled to the ground. Not that he’d ever do the right thing and stand up for his constituents or immigrants. #heisterrible

The weakest.

“Bending to the whims of a bully will not end his cruelty. It will only embolden him. The response to authoritarianism isn’t acquiescence. Bullies respond to one thing, and one thing only: a punch in the face.”

—Gov. JB Pritzker

I just downloaded the Signal app. I’m really good at Chess, Stratego, and Risk. Add me to your group chat and I’ll help you war plan.

Arrogance and incompetence are both bad but when they’re coupled together, you get the worst possible people in charge.

A nation that abandons inclusion invites exclusion.

While Boozman, Cotton, and Hill find time to sellout Arkansans to billionaires, they can't find time to meet with their constituents. #arleg #arpx

They are remaking How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, only this time calling it How to Tank an Economy in 10 Days.

They are keeping the tagline from the original movie, “One of them is lying. So is the other."

You will leave the theater wondering what you just watched and asking for your money back.

The whole thing is important, but listen until the end: the US depends a lot on the flow of capital into the country because it is perceived as the safest port in a storm. Once that is no longer true, a lot of things Americans take for granted go away.

This tracks

Could I get that list? I don’t know Elon but I do know a lot of assholes.

It seems like we should tighten up the basic requirements to become president. Being a natural born citizen that’s at least 35 years old seems to be a little too lax.

Some people obviously didn’t watch Red Dawn as many times as I did growing up.

Viva la revolución

I’m sorry you’re having to go through this. As an American citizen I’m disgusted by our president. You have a lot of supporters here and my heart is with you.

There are earthworms🪱 with more of a spine than Rubio.

No kings, no tyrants, not now, not ever.

Let's say their names:

* General CQ Brown, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff: FIRED FOR BEING BLACK

* Admiral Lisa Franchetti, Chief of Naval Operations: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE

* Admiral Linda Fagan, Coast Guard Commandant: FIRED FOR BEING FEMALE

All replaced by less qualified white guys.

French Hill must go. He is for the top 1%, not his constituents.

"The KGB mission to shield the rigid Soviet dictatorship from any internal challenge, to weaken and discredit the United States and the various alliances we've built up, particularly the NATO alliance, and to advance the Soviet quest for power to destroy freedom makes it unique in the world."

I have a great title for your book on Musk- The Obtuse Narcissist

Elon Musk’s biography should be called The Obtuse Narcissist