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ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature โ€” and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption โ€” then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*

07.11.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4157    ๐Ÿ” 651    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

An unnecessary sign in ornate gold script that's actually cheap paper might be the most Trump thing ever.

05.11.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat

Mary Tyler Moore throwing her hat

Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight

05.11.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Now they're all wearing berets

Now they're all wearing berets

05.11.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4954    ๐Ÿ” 881    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 64    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

Why are we allowing any rando to make a phone call and close polling locations that they don't like?

Of course the people making the threats are to blame, but there will always be threats. It's the government response that's really doing the damage.

04.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Could be worse. Try setting the time back on a sundial.

02.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All right, fine. I've turned it on.

02.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. 

trick OR treat 
trick AND treat 
trick XOR treat 
trick NOR treat 
trick NAND treat 
trick XNOR treat

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images. trick OR treat trick AND treat trick XOR treat trick NOR treat trick NAND treat trick XNOR treat

31.10.2025 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4555    ๐Ÿ” 1533    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

But Trump, as usual, is reading the stage directions out loud.

31.10.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish this were a real option. I had to throw out my family's beautiful Britannica set a few years ago.

31.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it because of COVID? I know that the system was still functioning in my hometown as of 2019, but I haven't checked since then.

31.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The REAL Bible

26.10.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FWIW, I assumed that the "quote" was the poster's sarcastic paraphrase of a sincere letter. I only realized that it was a direct quote when I clicked on the link and read the letter itself.

25.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"The Department of School Safety and Security quickly reviewed and canceled the initial alert after confirming there was no weapon. I contacted our school resource officer (SRO) and reported the matter to him, and he contacted the local precinct for additional support. Police officers responded to the school, searched the individual and quickly confirmed that they were not in possession of any weapons."

"The Department of School Safety and Security quickly reviewed and canceled the initial alert after confirming there was no weapon. I contacted our school resource officer (SRO) and reported the matter to him, and he contacted the local precinct for additional support. Police officers responded to the school, searched the individual and quickly confirmed that they were not in possession of any weapons."

If I'm reading this correctly, it looks like they had a human review the AI report, decided that there was no gun... and then sent armed police to arrest the kid anyway? I don't think you can blame AI for such aggressive stupidity in this particular case.

24.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Stephen Miller looking especially pale and tired even for an evil person

Stephen Miller looking especially pale and tired even for an evil person

BREAKING: Stephen Miller Out Of Blood, Demands Yours.

22.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No, that is not what it's going to look like. That's not even the correct side. It's supposed to be on the east side, and it's separated by a long colonnade. They seem to be deliberately refusing to release clear plans, but this is the best angle I could find.

21.10.2025 22:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a bridge like that, or we did for a while. The little one was privately owned and operated under a contract with the state. When it came time to renew the contract, the owner tried to play hardball, so the state called his bluff and built their own bridge. It looked exactly like this.

21.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I suppose there was Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer, if we're counting political satire. I'd prefer that we don't.

20.10.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never understood buying peeled garlic, until I realized that you can freeze it. Now I always keep a tub in the freezer. When I need garlic, I just take out a few cloves and put them straight into a heavy-duty garlic press.

18.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The budget of the final season of Stranger Things is about half a billion dollars. Once it's over the world will need another "Small town losers vs cosmic horror" series and I know of one that could be made for no more than twice that amount, I think we could keep it under a bill per season

17.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 310    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

There's no such thing as an emergency podcast.

16.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he didn't want to risk giving a number lower than the numbers that Trump has been claiming (which are never less than 100%, and usually well over 500%.)

16.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've never bought any of these before. If I buy a handful now, are there any that you'd particularly recommend, as a sort of core set?

15.10.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A shot from the film "The Two Popes" in which actors playing Pope Francis and Pope Benedict are watching football on TV. Francis is very excited about the game. Benedict is politely trying to care.

A shot from the film "The Two Popes" in which actors playing Pope Francis and Pope Benedict are watching football on TV. Francis is very excited about the game. Benedict is politely trying to care.

14.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever anybody complains about bad design or bad ad copy, there's always some idiot who says, "It must not be bad if it got your attention."

Today, I am that idiot.

13.10.2025 03:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone kept talking about how great the last series was, which made me worry that this one would be disappointing. As of today, I've decided that it's even better.

10.10.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Darth Vader fought Dooku?

I still have trouble connecting Anakin and Darth Vader in my head, even though the prequels were decades ago. They're just so different, and I knew them in such a different context.

10.10.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is an amazing episode. Jon is exactly the right kind of dumb to make him the perfect interviewer for Hinton. (I swear that's a compliment.)

Please do more like this.

10.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
AI: What Could Go Wrong? with Geoffrey Hinton | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart
YouTube video by The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart AI: What Could Go Wrong? with Geoffrey Hinton | The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart

In this weekโ€™s new #TheWeeklyShow episode, Jon & Geoffrey Hinton discuss โฌ‡๏ธ:

>> AI 101
>> AI Threats & Regulation
>> Ping, Ping, Ping
>> Always Angry Trump & Pardons

NEW YouTube video out now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrK3...

09.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

You're right. I got confused because I took the 31% from that other reply. The full breakdown is:

28% for Trump
19% for Kamala
23% eligible but did not vote
29% ineligible (almost all children)

09.10.2025 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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