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Johnna Bearden

@beardenbrick.bsky.social

Senior Game Design Manager @ The LEGO Group.

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We need more fun modern werewolf movies. Like Teen Wolf. Just a kid doing kid things but covered in hair and confidence.

23.11.2025 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As soon as the superheroes stopped solving crime by offering delicious fried treats as an alternative, this whole world went downhill.

21.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Gom Jabbar of Speed Racer!

20.11.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Denmark has been good to me. And the LEGO Group is extremely inclusive.

19.11.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's the mech?

19.11.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome back TV's Son of TV's Frank!!

17.11.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We are the ultimate in wholesome parody. Most other parody borders on cynicism or mean spirited humor but the LEGO Group prides itself on play and humor without hurting any one person or group of people.

17.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
One of the best scenes - Thulsa Doom's beheading - Conan the Barbarian (1982) (HD-720p)
YouTube video by FilmSpectre One of the best scenes - Thulsa Doom's beheading - Conan the Barbarian (1982) (HD-720p)

youtu.be/yhy9--YRBD8?...

16.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair is standing in front of a group of horses . Alt: Thulsa Doom from the movie Conan the Barbarian turning away as Conan's parents are killed.

We need that end from Conan when the cult is finally broken.

15.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a young boy is talking to an older man in a room . Alt: The boy in the Princess Bride movie getting frustrated with the way the story is going.
15.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's got big ol' square cheeks and a mouth with little teeth!

12.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are standing next to each other in a room . Alt: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers giving each other the manliest handshake in history in the movie Predator.
08.11.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carnivorous Death Ball and 111,000 Arachnid Web Colony should be on the presidential ticket for 2028.

08.11.2025 07:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a CEO AI agent, and you would see all funding for AI research disappear overnight.

25.10.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The game: Battlefield 2028: Taking Down the King, where everyone's favorite PvP map is the White House Ballroom level.

23.10.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I bet it was written with help from AI.

22.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the the White House as portrayed in the movie Idiocracy.

A screenshot of the the White House as portrayed in the movie Idiocracy.

22.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Cover to the Edgar Allen Poe story. The Mask of the Red Death.

Cover to the Edgar Allen Poe story. The Mask of the Red Death.

Look, we all got until that ballroom is finished to plan and pull this off. I expect everyone to be on this!

22.10.2025 05:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of trainer and Hawlucha PokΓ©mon.

Picture of trainer and Hawlucha PokΓ©mon.

I can only relate to this with PokΓ©mon. It took three tries to finally catch that Alpha Hawlucha I was after for my team!

22.10.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn't the dumping shit a little too close to reality since it has been rumored that he has bowel problems?

Or is this another case of where it doesn't matter what he does as long as the fanbase is happy?

20.10.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

King Ghidorah is a dude?

17.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't know who needs to know this, but the Twisted Metal TV series is pretty great. Don't sleep on it!

15.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait am I a cockroach now? Is this some form of perverted Trans Kafka story?

13.10.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember winning a Powerpuff Girls hoodie with a patch. It was awesome! And I still have it to this day!

12.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A Scam Too Far

11.10.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CyberIdiotPunk.

"The sky above the port was the color of dead satellites, falling on my head."

10.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Shot from the movie Starcrash with Akton the intergalactic mystic and Elle the cowboy, gunslinger lawman robot.

Shot from the movie Starcrash with Akton the intergalactic mystic and Elle the cowboy, gunslinger lawman robot.

Photo of the next prize joint recipients.

10.10.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting at a table in a restaurant eating a sandwich . Alt: Key & Peele sketch about intercontinental breakfast.

If you have ever eating at an intercontinental breakfast, you are intercontinet!

10.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Greta Thunberg is home now, a new message from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ͺ Sweden

07.10.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 366    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 8
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a couple of apes sitting next to each other with the words apes together written on the bottom . Alt: Scene from Battle for the Planet of the Apes with Ceaser explaining unity among apes.

I really wish she had been training them for this moment.

07.10.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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