mikewritesandsings

Watching AEW right now

Unfortunately for Taylor Swift, the honor is diminished by the inclusion of Kiss.

I would like to congratulate Donald Trump on his induction into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

Anyway, I heard that The Cure needs
a new keyboard player.

Threads is so dead that the death of a guy in The Cure who isn’t Robert Smith is trending.

Threads is shit

What can I realistically say about any of this shit?

As it turns out my neighbor really loves the last song on Captain Beefheart’s “Doc At The Radar Station”. Keeps banging on the wall.

“We make a special art in an environment hostile to dreamers.” - Frank Zappa (1940-1993)

@thetommyers.bsky.social please come back to Twitter. We all miss you.

I identify as an HBCU (Jeff Bezos’ ex-wife please give me $40 million).

I want to hunt down, fuck and eventually kill a Pokémon but unfortunately they’re not real no officer I have not been drinking why?

You just triggered a long repressed memory.

Do you understand how easy it is to make people on threads mad?

You can’t have a political debate on twitter because some people (probably a bot) will go “Oh YEAH what about HUnTEr BIDeN?!!!”

Can’t wait to see ads for ICE during the Super Bowl. 😡

YouTube video by MikeWritesAndSings My Blatant Attempt To Get Banned From TikTok

My Blatant Attempt To Get Banned From TikTok
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YouTube video by Ron Carter Bassist Ron Carter - Satie Gymnopedie Freefall - from Friends #roncarterbassist #friends

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sombr

Slim Goodbody

Separated at birth?

YouTube video by Frank Zappa - Topic Duke Of Orchestral Prunes

“Hey Frank Zappa, could you take one of the weirder songs off Absolutely Free and make it sound like the Rocky theme”
“Say less”
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Frank Zappa testifying before Senate regarding the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC)

🧵Today marks the 40th anniversary of the Senate hearings where Frank Zappa, Dee Snider, and John Denver delivered their testimony against the Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC) over their proposal to put warning labels on albums. (1/3)

The Telecommunications Act of 1996 had far more impact than any of us could imagine.

While I was out the first Amendment apparently went up in smoke.

Just want you to know that the only thing stopping the revolution is tomorrow.

“I notice that you’re watching the concert. Mind if I slide in front of you. You’ll have plenty of room.”

I’d be so pissed off if a bullet hit me and it said “haha your gay”. Like c’mon be an adult when you shoot me.

Woke up feeling like shit. Was laughing all night.

I condemn Israel’s assassination of Charlie Kirk.

Wait that old guy wasn’t the shooter?

RFK Jr. blames video games for gun violence and then an old man in Utah shoots Charlie Kirk. Fuckin’ Super Mario Bros 2 and Tecmo Bowl on the NES got people broken brained over here.

People have been making St. Floyd jokes for five years so don’t get mad at me for having a couple of laughs today.