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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

A photo of GI Joe toys. A barren alien planet scene. Carcass is holding a missile launcher and has shot down a Cobra Invader (1993), which is on fire. Its pilot, Blackstar (1994), is trying to crawl away from his downed vehicle and escape from Carcass.

1994 Carcass. I reviewed him recently. You can still read it any time you want to. It's free.

I got a Boner

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

also lol that Skybound raked in like $4.6 mil to put out the most dogshit-looking re-use of the shitty IDW "remasters" of G1 comics. the black lines and lettering are so fucked that in the credits to #1, it changes the letterer's name. beast

probably spent too long on this when i should be working

with the character of Marcy/Wendy, Alien: Earth has finally given the franchise a true "Jim Shooter-written comic protagonist" figure

1994 GI Joe Carcass (Star Brigade) Review I’m back with another GI Joe review, but I’m still in a heavy science fiction mood. I’m not sure how soon that mood will pass, but it seems to be sticking around for a while. So I’m going to roll w…

Join me for a new review! This time I'm going all sci-fi all over everybody's asses and checking out Carcass, the GI Joe Lunartix Alien from 1994.

So please click through and join me.

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The vibes…strong

We ranked the fuck out of those stupid assholes

With all the divisiveness in politics today I thought it would be nice to launch a new website that affirms something we can all agree on: a staggering number of Republicans are pedophiles. pedoconservatives.com

I won't be prolific and I won't write particularly well but having fun with the series so far!

1995 Exosquad Typhonus w/ Deep Submergence E-Frame (Special Mission) Review I’ve been in an Exosquad mood lately, which is all thanks to Exosquad Archive’s Exo Gear set I reviewed a couple weeks ago. Since then, I’ve retrieved the rest of my Exosquad toys from storage, org…

It's a new review! Join me for a very deep dive on this classic underwater-themed Exosquad toy! There's way more to this mecha powerhouse than meets the eye, so I took about 60 photos and even included an animated gif.

So, please click on through and join me.

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people are afraid to admit that vincent price and jon lovitz are the exact same performer

1993 GI Joe Dr. Mindbender Review Today we’re looking at a GI Joe figure that’s both iconic to many people around my age and despised by many people who grew up with the earlier years of A Real American Hero. It’s a divisive figure…

It's a new review! Today we're looking at Cobra's eye-searingly bright mad scientist-- Dr. Mindbender from 1993!

Come find out how the circus strongman with a monocle became a lemon-grape cyborg powerhouse.

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Been having fun working out the bones of the first couple of weeks. If you have leads to wrestling footage, or international magazines, track me down!

In retrospect though I should have asked him to draw Senseless Things' Got It at the Delmar or one of those

My sincere and everlasting thanks to Mr. @pjbond.offregister.press and the band Ladytron and the other bands that were also on this CD

spending my day off petting my cat and trying to see if i could acquire enough vintage playboy club fixtures to decorate an entire room

Featuring Russell Crowe