Tasting cupcakes

A blessed Bad Bunny Day to us all ✨🐰

Everything bagels and rosemary bagels with parmesan on a wire cooling rack

Made some sourdough bagels between doom scrolling

going to the gym whenever I get overwhelmed by ✨️the world✨️ is my secret to getting jacked in 2026

A round loaf of sourdough bread with haphazard scoring for design

breb

Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"

Relatable

Morning.

This idiot keeps bragging about the 20 hostages being released in another country while he's kidnapping thousands of people a day here in America.

Fuck him and the fascism he rode in on.

Proposal: bars should play Shrek instead of sports

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

I would like the use of "vanilla" in corporate America as a substitute for basic to stop.

Picture of a translucent hooded, caped, skeleton wrapped around an alarmed looking man seeming to move him involuntarily

When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely

B-boy Jesus

Sneak peak inside day one of the conclave

Screenshot of an email message with a picture of a grey cat on a desk in front of a blurred pie chart. The cat looks displeased, but that's just his face.

Had an apartment I applied for request name/photo of my ESA. Needless to say, he stands on business.

An orange and grey frog floating in front of the glass of a tank poking their head out of the water

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an away mission on a rocky planet, we'll call it Rocklus IV. There's a blue sky and some smoke or blizzardy wind in the background. Sulu and 3 other crew folks are huddled behind a boulder, which is the main geological feature of Rocklus IV, of course. Anyways, they're huddled with blankets up over thier head like a nativity scene. Closed caption reads, "That coffee's taking too long."

Out of focus grey cat licking his foot, but lookin real dumb doing it

To counter all my doom scrolling, I am reviewing my folder of pictures of Doctor Z, a perfect idiot baby.