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I think that was when her manky nail died and finally fell off.

I just leave it. Which is not a recommendation but I can’t deal with it when things go wrong.

Is Mary Berry 91 yet?

Fascinating comparison of Guy Fawke’s signature before and after he was forced to watch an episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys

“Relentlessly campaigning for this honour was harder work than building a stadium in intense heat for 45p an hour”, quipped the multimillionaire

Quiz show introductions:

“I’m [name] and I’m [age]”

Why do we always expect to know someone’s age? It’s the same with newspaper articles. “Arthur Rhitus, 49, from Ipswich…”

I don’t get it, never have.

Ah okay. I suspect most sandwich makers have Teflon-coated plates so you’ll need to check that. Sorry I can’t help more x

Seriously though, I think many people use their air fryers now

Welcome to the 1980s 😆
I don’t know if Breville still make them, but I think they are not the company they were - much like many of those old brands, prob just mass-produced Chinese kit with different stickers.

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this was a joke but I think it would work. patriot power. british broadband. winston water

@craigasjj.bsky.social Any luck today? Only £50 for me 🤷‍♂️

Not too rural - mine was from M&S shop at a BP garage. If I get the late bus home, I can usually pick up a reduced item or two there but that day was exceptional. They’ve only been able to take cash for a few days so I presume they were not selling as much stock and had to clear it.

When the world feels grim, I remind myself that I’ve lived through the time of Alan Bennett, David Attenborough, Carl Sagan, Oliver Postgate, ABBA, the Goodies, Kate Bush, I Claudius, Doctor Who, David Bowie and sun-dried tomatoes, and I think good god, we’re the luckiest generation in history.

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Excellent cover if you ask me youtube.com/watch?v=NU2q...

Will this do?

Durex branded condom dispenser installed next to parking ticket machine.

Park & ride?

In fairness that probably was the best one in the charts at the time. I had the album on cassette😆

From Martins newsagents - they had records upstairs. 49p I think

Not my photo but this was the first one I bought and kept. The first I actually bought was Hopelessly Devoted to You (plain cover) which I returned because I didn’t like the B-side can you believe?!

Oo I didn’t know that. It’s only 15 mins away from me. I fancied a drive and a small cooked breakfast, so went to the Pilgrims Cafe and sat with the blue rinse brigade.

Would these be Nordic winter socks?

😆

I’m watching a YouTube video about model trains (I’ll take no questions about that) and the presenter has wet lips. I can’t deal with wet lips on men.

It’s in the bag I think 👏🏻

Do you like this watch more?

I went to bury St Edmunds this morning. Well, he’d gone rather stiff and was starting to get a bit whiffy.

Colour me shocked!

What you often see is people in T-shirts no matter the weather and it seems to be purely to show off their tattoos. I mean it’s rarer to find someone without tattoos these days.

There’s a man in Thetford who people often see topless walking his dog in all weathers. I think I’ve only seen him once - assuming it was the same man - and he was rather pretty.