Anxiety: What if you're not good enough

Depression: Everyone hates you

Kraid quick kill:

Enact Martial Law

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Wigglers on the Tall Trunk Galaxy slide are special slide-only Wigglers that literally cannot exist outside of it. If one of them is allowed to make it all the way up the slide, he will lose his head and become a singularity.

the one time I went fishing I had a whale of a time

The Dowagiac Daily News
Dowagiac Michigan,
Friday, Nov.07,1919

Dough-Golem. Its instructions are inscribed on its front in an ancient language, any attempts to decipher it have ended in failure.

im having fun with this one

P1- MAN TAKES A SURPRISE FALSE SWING AT MR.TRUE AS A JOKE MAN: HELLO, TRUE! MR. INSTINCTIVELY DOGES THE SWING P2- MAN: TEE-HEE - - WHAT DID YOU DODGE FOR ? P3- MR. TRUE: BECAUSS I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO LAND ON ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT!! MR. TRUE DEMONSTRATES A ROUND HOUSE THAT CONNECTS WITH THE MANS JAW, KNOCKING THE MAN OFF HIS FEET.

The Muskogee Times Democrat
November 06,1916

am i allowed to post this

Punk lucario I designed a few days ago

Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.

Metric Tip

xkcd.com/3164/

Mario jumps into a regular painting like a fool

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY WALKS UP TO AN OPEN MANHOLE AND IS SHOCKED WHEN SHE LOOK DOWN INTO THE OPENING. P2- NANCY QUICKLY RUNS FOR HELP. P3-NANCY GOES TO A PLUMBER’S SHOP AND ASKS FOR HELP P4-THE PLUMBER ACTS QUICKLY AND USES A PLUMBER’S HELPER’S SUCTION CUP TO PULL SLUGGO OUT OF THE MANHOLE BY HIS HEAD.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 05,1959

Flip Off the Flip Panel

THE SCENE TAKES PLACE IN A THEATER MAN: 'SCUSE ME - LEMME OUT EVERETT TRUE: YES, I'LL LET YOU OUT, P.D. Q.! YOU'VE CRAWLED IN AND OUT HERE OVER PEOPLE'S LAPS ABOUT OFTEN ENOUGH DURING THIS SHOW AND THIS IS YOUR FAREWELL PERFORMANCE, YOU IVORY HEAD!!

Cincinnati Post
November 4,1910

For my reroll system, I took inspiration from the YouTube videos where people drop random objects into shredders.

The Ownbrand Star That You Only Need 6 Red Coins For But Just Doesn't Quite Hit the Same

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller P1- NANCY IS VACUUMING THE ROOM, BUT SHE ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION TO WHERE SHE IS GOING AND IS STRAIGHT TOWARDS SLUGGO. P2-SLUGGO: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING P3- NANCY’S VACUUM CLEANER BEGINS TO PULL IN PANEL FOUR, THE PANEL BEGINS TO WRINKLE UP WITH SLUGGO IN IT… SLUGGO: SEE --- I TOLD YOU NANCY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 04,1954

a stylized 3d render of the ancient chinese wealth symbol JIN CHAN

wealth be upon you 🙏

A Cap For Transforming Into Yoshi But it's Just a Lump of Green Skin

Two rabbit ladies sitting next to each other, nothing particularly strange about them. A: "Hey, I noticed you changed your art style... are you okay?" B: "ugh... not right now, I'll tell you later." This transcript is for you incase my hand writing bugs you.

Check on your friends!

Schizo toss