Chicago not letting Portland have all the fun 🐧

Protect John Oliver at all costs.

Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

This is my all time favorite @maddow.msnbc.com check it out on a map. #hands-off in #Talkeetna. TALKEETNA!

This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

Endemic black faced sheathbill looking down on penguin masses on Heard Island

Sen. Peter Squelch (Black Faced Shealthbill party) addressing congress today. He is attempting to champion a resolution to sell penguin eggs in return for tariff renegotiation. So far, he’s received cold shoulders and some Senators who’ve even flipped the bird, in a typically polite Ice House.

A penguin pointing w a stick at a pic sitting on an easel of a Tesla w a pigeon flying over head pooping on it as 3 pigeons look on

🤣

He's demanding that his bad portrait be removed.

Where is Mahmoud Khalil? ICE Detains Green Card Holder over Gaza Activism at Columbia University Immigration agents with the Department of Homeland Security have detained a leader of the Gaza solidarity encampment at Columbia University in New York. Mahmoud Khalil, who is an Algerian citizen of Palestinian...

Mahmoud Khalil: ICE Detains Green Card Holder over Columbia University Gaza Activism

Watch @premthakker.bsky.social break down the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil, the Palestinian Columbia University graduate detained by ICE in Donald Trump’s crackdown on student protesters.

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That time change fucked me ALL the way up, omg. I’m going through it.

‘I Think We Are Leaderless’: Democratic Congresswoman Makes Blunt Admission Top progressive Democrat, Pramila Jayapal, joins Mehdi on a Zeteo town hall to talk about her party’s fightback against Trump and Musk, and to take questions from subscribers.

"I think we are leader-less... We are in need of a leader of the Democratic Party. I don't think we have that right now."

Rep. Pramila Japayal speaks to me, at a Zeteo town hall, about the Dems, & pushing back against Musk & MAGA.

Watch the full interview, plus share & subscribe to Zeteo:

Emergency Video: The Ukraine Disgrace I’m ashamed today, and I know you feel the same way.

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Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

Just calling it like I see it.

If a Democrat fired 100 FAA employees and put a freeze on hiring air traffic controllers 8 days before an airport plane crash, there would be a right-wing and media frenzy for weeks.

Enjoy Mr. Darcy

Yesterday they renamed it the Gulf of America. Today it's snowing on the Gulf Coast. I'm not saying I did it... but I'm also not saying I didn't.

Hee Hee

As best you can, ignore him.

Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

He didn’t put his hand on the Bible when swearing in. Probably because that would set it on fire.

AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow

same

Mel Gibson’s house burned down while he was doing the Joe Rogan podcast.

Every January 1st I'm acutely aware of the date, but have no idea what day it is.

I have been posting little bits of joy to IG everyday this month. Find it were you can.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

I had no idea how thirsty I was for some good news until Joe pardoned Hunter.

watching this yacht rock documentary on hbo max and i didn’t expect michael mcdonald to be such a chill dude!