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Nute Gunray speaks to the news
Nute Gunray: "We hope and expect Lord Vader will do the right thing."
29.09.2025 04:24 — 👍 1159 🔁 148 💬 8 📌 4Lord of the Rings, please.
11.09.2025 13:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.
11.09.2025 01:13 — 👍 3187 🔁 787 💬 26 📌 12you know what? fuck it. theremin mode. github.com/samhenrigold...
06.09.2025 23:04 — 👍 1610 🔁 316 💬 36 📌 23
OC
05.09.2025 13:08 — 👍 316 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 1this rescue for senior dogs is living the actual dream ❤️🩹 (IG: truefaithfulpetrescuemission)
06.08.2025 23:30 — 👍 1497 🔁 219 💬 41 📌 18Jared Leto : Akira Slide :: Mario talking : Chris Pratt’s voice 🙅♀️🙅♀️🙅♀️
27.07.2025 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#JohnnyCarson knew what a piece of shit #Trump has always been!
24.07.2025 14:10 — 👍 53 🔁 29 💬 4 📌 2
From the cover of CAPTAIN AMERICA #296. Cap as an old man lying on the floor saying “You!! You made me old!”
Me yelling at the calendar
04.07.2025 17:08 — 👍 117 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 1
Rodney Dangerfield
you know, my marriage is a lot like F1. yeah if i’m lucky we F1 time a year
02.07.2025 04:59 — 👍 298 🔁 26 💬 6 📌 1asking my doctor to lower my meds bc I’m too healed now to be funny
28.05.2025 00:28 — 👍 354 🔁 68 💬 12 📌 04 new words added to the script. I want my lawyer. Every day is shut the fuck up Friday
17.05.2025 01:12 — 👍 23289 🔁 9501 💬 385 📌 535With video on this site, this video should be here (shout out signalpestt).
Excalibur - 1981
me: it's a first draft. it doesn't need to be perfect. it needs to be done.
me when it's not perfect:
Border officer looking through my social media at the airport.
"Sir, you're going to have to come with me."
"What for?" I say.
The video in question:
Remembering Adam Yauch aka MCA
August 5, 1964 - May 4, 2012
Beastie Boys HD : Sabotage ( David Letterman ) - 1994
#hardcorepunk #hiphop #mca #adamyauch #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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24.04.2025 17:23 — 👍 12963 🔁 2277 💬 126 📌 80
Gabumon is tied to a cross in the same formation as Jesus
Digimon was absolutely wild for this. Happy Good Friday!
18.04.2025 14:34 — 👍 126 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 2
This!
06.04.2025 01:45 — 👍 38404 🔁 9143 💬 679 📌 497
Sign reads “TAKE ONLY PHOTOS, LEAVE ONLY FOOTPRINTS, KILL ONLY TIM, PLEASE STAY ON THE TRAILS.”
gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start
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Darth Vader Accidentally Texts Death Star Plans to Bothan Spy
hard-drive.net/hd/entertain...
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23.03.2025 23:07 — 👍 8956 🔁 1511 💬 457 📌 152
Thanks for everything George Lowe.
04.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 12668 🔁 3168 💬 81 📌 43Always my mood.
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