Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”

It looks like they're staring at your avatar

Before that, in medieval times East African slaves were stolen by the Indian Ocean slave trade to work sugar plantations in the Middle East and Central Asia. It's a brutal cash crop

This was after the July 4 Russia Today lunch in Moscow, though, right?

Minneapolis protesters arrested during one-month anniversary of Renee Good’s death Several demonstrators taken into custody Saturday after marking killing of Minnesota woman by immigration officer

"One person, as they appear to be placed in handcuffs, says: 'I was here delivering pizza for the protesters. I had no idea that this was happening. I moved to the side of the curb when they started rushing everyone and now they’re arresting me.'"

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Screenshot of posts from four different people talking about a ring commercial that I completely missed. (God bless the “popular with friends” feed) Brandon Friedman • @brandonfried... • 31m The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life Adam Gurri © @adamgurri.liberalcur... • 33m So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh Tressie McMillan Cottom • @tressi... • 34m I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people's empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state. Tell them it will find your dog. Joshua Erlich •@joshuaerlich.bsky.... • 34m fuck this Ring commercial hiding fascism behind dogs

We’re onto you, Ring

Ring also has partnerships (or pending) with two of the biggest police surveillance companies that are growing apps that merges dozens of data streams, Flock and Axon—how will search party show up in that partnership? Maybe not at all but it’s always a fluid and secretive situation!

That Ring “search party” ad was unsubtle enough that even my 10yo watched it and was like “are they gonna use this for ICE?”

Elon Musk Y @elonmusk X.com For those unaware, SpaceX has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years.

SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.

Is Jake MAGA or is he still just leaking brain from the Joshua fight?

Trump is a senile dotard who can't stay on one subject for the duration of a tweet

My favorite Super Bowl memory is still when Elon Musk was at the 2023 game in Arizona and panicked about his Eagles tweet getting less engagement than Joe Biden's. He then flew immediately to Twitter's San Francisco office to start emergency meetings to fix the site's algorithm.

Poor old grandad...

Music Agents Give Casey Wasserman Ultimatum: Leave Over Epstein Ties or They Will | Exclusive After flirty emails between Casey Wasserman and Ghislaine Maxwell surfaced, agents are now demanding he resign from Wasserman or they'll leave.

Now @sharonwaxman.bsky.social is reporting at @thewrap.com that a group of Wasserman music agents have delivered Casey Wasserman an ultimatum: "sell them the music business and leave or they will leave the agency."

Additionally Chappell Roan is expected to leave Wasserman "imminently"

What a shit job. Lake spent 4 years on her knees begging at MaL for that?!

Discussing this (bad bunny flags) with my "I vote dem 24/7 but also I ignore politics because it depresses me" friend who is my normie barometer

Her (completely unprompted): "yknow I'm gonna put up an American flag in the front yard, I'm sick of this shit with those assholes, I'm reclaiming it"

“So we’re thinking slave patrols, but like, cute.”

Yes, there was a real wedding during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show featured a real wedding. About five minutes into the performance at Levi's Stadium, a couple was married on stage.

A couple invited Bad Bunny to their wedding. He suggested they be part of his halftime show instead.

"“Any claim that there are subprime conditions at ICE facilities are FALSE,” DHS said in a statement Feb. 7."

Good. Then YOU won't have any problem with us going in with cameras to confirm that to the people.

They are the conservatives. Whatever the Never Trumpets thought that word meant, they were wrong. It never meant anything but white supremacy and the people who sincerely believed it was about Oakeshott or whatever were being foolish

I guess the implication here is supposed to be that we shouldn’t tarnish the good name of conservatives by associating them with Nazis to which I say [waves arms at the last 50 years]

The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.

Ring cameras being able to AI match a lost dog throughout the neighborhood, is a feel-good way to cover pretty terrifying technology 🙃

Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross

I wish they would stop de-aging actors.

Love to Jasmine Guy.

NBC bleeped out Green Day saying "don't wanna be part of a MAGA agenda!"

6697 When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, on auctioning his memorabilia

“When it comes to choosing between storing a championship ring or trophy in a room, or providing kids with an opportunity to change their lives, the choice is pretty simple. Sell it all.”

KAREEM RULES.