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I'm not surprised you don't like Chimaira, though I am surprised you like Dope lol

I listened to a few tracks and decided it's not quite tuneful enough to give the whole feature length runtime

I also sampled Gov't Mule and I like their music better but still kinda has that Black Crowes xerox vibe

The bottom left sticker is for an extremely woke coffeehouse btw

Would you believe one of the white women who got out of this vehicle had cybergoth dreadlocks?

Paul Anka Confirms Frank Sinatra Had Large Penis Frank Sinatra might not have flown to the moon, but he could bounce up there on his personal pogo stick ... because Paul Anka says he was very well-endowed.

Paul, thank you..,

A big Volvo featuring various obnoxious bumper stickers that give off a vibe I can only describe as "Pinterest reactionary"

Please look at this

Car just parked in front of me. It has a Falling in Reverse sticker on the back, as well as one saying "I identify as a problem"

Had a dream last night that Tarantino had a new movie out and I'd missed the absurdly brief theatrical window. Prophecy?

Someday I'm gonna actually listen to St. Anger. I wonder if I'll like it

After that, just kinda waiting for everybody to follow up their big one. Evanescence comes along in 2003 to show how such bands can survive by dropping most of the nu, Metallica drops St. Anger which has a lot of nu metal stink and Limp Bizkit delivers the killshot with Results May Vary

2001 was definitely the crest of the nu metal wave. Iowa, Toxicity, that's all she wrote.

On one hand I absolutely understand being leery of, even hateful towards, the guy who is becoming the panopticon whether he wants to or not, but I simply wouldn't be rude to him

Everyone is such a prick to Jonathan. I wouldn't put up with that. I'd gaze into them, through them, until they learned some respect. I'd make them beg me to stop watching them for even one moment. It's a good thing I'm not the Archivist I tell you hwat

Do British people really say "Right." this much? I feel like if Americans do it we sound like Matthew McConaughey or Brad Pitt in one of his dirtbag roles

Blinking is one of those things you ideally shouldn't be thinking about at all and trust me when I say you should endeavor to keep it that way

It's been a long time since I've had any real issues with obsessive manifestations but lately I've had some trouble with blinking compulsions which is giving me headaches. I think the main culprit is I need new glasses which makes my eyes feel weird which makes me want to blink too much

I confess a part of me is slightly disappointed that this isn't just gonna be "watching every eldritch entity's ritual get defeated", they should make supplemental episodes that are just tapes detailing how the others got pwned

There's one character whose apparent lack of transformation into an undying eldritch entity has gone unremarked upon and I'm very eager for the story to acknowledge this

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I don't think he has a song this good in him but most don't
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Four Elvis Costello albums in and I regret to say I may have to hand it to him. Not as being better than Huey Lewis but still pretty good.

But that seems to be decidedly not where she's headed

there's a missed opportunity for her to be the only one who actually wants to be at the Institute because she's too genuinely invested in learning about the real paranormal, could get some productive tension from that, maybe she could even become the creature of Elias that Jonathan is trying not to

I'm kinda disappointed by the direction this is going in with Melanie, I like the idea of a YouTube ghosthunter joining the Real Shit Institute but her role pretty much abandons that premise immediately

It's probably disrespectful to be like MORTAL KOMBAT!!! but man that really is one of the all time "immediately bump half a star" villain performances in a movie

I like the idea that none of these eldritch forces have been able to complete their domination ritual for all the millennia they might have because they all keep spoiling each other's attempts

A point is made that The Hunt is the oldest form of fear, which strikes me as something of a rebuttal to Lovecraft's suggestion that the oldest and strongest form of fear is fear of the unknown—and fear of the unknown is the big bad of the third season, not the fifth, so clearly it ain't all that

God I hate Tim. Hope he meets an awful fate soon

Gerard Keay is interesting because if Magnus Archives were fantasy he'd be the protagonist rather than Jonathan. But it's horror, so he's consigned to death before the story even starts.

If I had to make one major prediction it's that I think The Hunt will prove to be especially important, maybe even the Big Bad (if it isn't the Eye itself), because it's brushed aside as old news in the big exposition dump. But it seems to me that's the one that also gets fed by most the others

Joan Rivers in The Simpsons sticking her finger in her mouth to indicate disgust

The Vast is the worst one because almost every Vast statement is just an excuse for the narrator to start soliliquizing about cosmic horror