Miles Kinney

a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Peyton Manning be like:

Spider Bowl, Spider Bowl
Does whatever a spider bowl does 🎶

@jonbois.bsky.social would the right term for this be ‘third bite of memoryigami?’

I was hoping for an ending that would have warranted a part seven. 😢

YouTube video by JASPORTSCLIPS worst punt ever 😭

Watching football @jonbois.bsky.social

Reform in reverse?

We got a Jon Bois post before GTA 6.

Well given Ivana wasn’t a citizen until after Junior, Ivanka and Eric were born, they’re all eligible for deportation now. Just a thought.

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

-forced birth-

Hi there, nice seeing you again. I understand that you’re scared, prolonged exposure to Elon’s Xhitstorm will do that to you. But you’re among friends here. 💖

Ask not what your president can do for you. Ask what your president can do to hurt those you don’t understand.

My girlfriend went fishing without supervision.

Big O’s Big O: The Greatest Player in the History of the Missoula Osprey

Module 10: 0.0% pass rate. Like seriously, do not pass this module. You will lose friends, respectability, and maybe even your actual job too.

There goes Philly again, just ruining threepeats left and right. Tom Brady coulda had one too if it wasn’t for the Eagles. Philly sucks

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, winners of Super Bowl 59. This is their second Super Bowl win.

That’s an insult to Bond villains and the brilliant writers and actors who brought them to life.

Whatever the stupid and wicked people of the world can do to make empathy, compassion, and empathy socially taboo. F them a$$holes.

Heartbreaking 💔

I work within walking distance of a supermarket and a gas station. I’ll gladly take pics of egg and gas prices, especially for those who said they’d be at $1 and $2 respectively on T***p’s first day.

I want to, but every time I hear that name karaoke Miles tries to take over and I just do not have Freddie’s range.
Nice to know they’re still eating themselves on live TV.

Eh, a lot of people get tripped up at the end. However, I choose to hope that someday people will understand that it’s pronounced zed and not zee.

Not nearly as depressing as reading reactions to the fires… comment sections and IRL.
Humans suck.

hi jon! love the sandwiches. hope you’re having a good one

I wouldn’t trust Phil with topics like that. I don’t think he even eats a tuna fish sandwich every day. And that’s like, a lower tier sandwich.

You know that right handed people on average nine years longer than lefties? I’m ambidextrous, so I just split the difference

Writing is an act of rebellion.
Writing is an act of creation.
Writing is an act of salvation.
Writing is an act of exploration.
Writing is an act of emotion.
Writing is an act of confession.
Writing is an act of speculation.
Writing is an act of reflection.
Keep writing.