unchuckable

It’s time to come clean to my dozens of followers about my greatest shame: I can’t use chopsticks.

Hell yeah brother

Got new wiper blades

I’m in Texas and things are very far apart here.

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Animated film about a sentient, extraterrestrial super-weapon who befriends a socially outcast child raised by a single guardian in an isolated community.

The Iron Giant or Lilo and Stitch

Helping the wife do capitalism

TrueNAS core

I’ll be rooting for him at the Juvenile Piss Championships

Must have a strong diaphragm to achieve that pressure

Cars are tools to help you change location.

I didn’t think I’d ever say this, but it’s worse than the Bert costume.

Ok I did it

#bunnylife

The masculine urge to buy a bunch of hard drives and build a new file server

#bunnylife

Coffee shop photo edits

Same.

Opening track for the album Patti Hate Machine.

Nine Inch Beets

Please turn down the radio I need to make an exit in 6 miles

#bunnylife

Stereotypical cafe work

This doesn’t apply to me, but: fuck no.

Slept 12 hours last night

She buckets on McDermott til I Dougie

I’m thinking about one of these for Doug “Dougie McBuckets” McDermott but can’t quite get there. She Dougie on my buckets til I Dermott maybe?