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Here, because it's seemingly the better Social Media...for now...

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09.11.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 430    ๐Ÿ” 162    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

GOTY Baby!

09.11.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Let us clasp our hands together and recite the scrublord's prayer, in the name of the FGC. ๐Ÿ™

03.11.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 339    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Craig rock gameshow award

Craig rock gameshow award

If you give an Eevee this rock they turn into a Nickelodeon

02.11.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3042    ๐Ÿ” 565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
the Castlevania 2 dialogue box, reading:

IS NEXT 
THURSDAY
A GOOD TIME 
FOR YOU TO
HAVE A CURSE?

the Castlevania 2 dialogue box, reading: IS NEXT THURSDAY A GOOD TIME FOR YOU TO HAVE A CURSE?

30.10.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2264    ๐Ÿ” 810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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31.10.2025 06:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 401    ๐Ÿ” 243    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The funny thing about the invention of the wheel is the guy who invented it died penniless. It wasn't until much much later that pennies were invented

29.10.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2506    ๐Ÿ” 381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon 

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I donโ€™t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

25.10.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14892    ๐Ÿ” 3250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104

Yeah good call.

23.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
WAFFLE FRIES

unforgivable #1-4

WAFFLE FRIES unforgivable #1-4

One director, four bangers

22.10.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 340    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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That's awesome dude, I love the internet and being old.

21.10.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2815    ๐Ÿ” 977    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

Got me lol and you got a follow

20.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck ribbon cables!

18.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got those Guile french fries from McDonald's.

17.10.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 886    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Only YOU can make Bluesky pre-2020 Twitter.

15.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 305    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison

15.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3119    ๐Ÿ” 532    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 70    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32
Nightwolf was played by actor, rapper and later businessman Gary "Litefoot" Davis in Mortal Kombat Annihilation 

Also Nightwolfs tribe didnโ€™t receive an official name till MK11 being named Matoka

Nightwolf was played by actor, rapper and later businessman Gary "Litefoot" Davis in Mortal Kombat Annihilation Also Nightwolfs tribe didnโ€™t receive an official name till MK11 being named Matoka

Embrace your animality

Only 2 more weeks till the MK Legacy kollection releases

14.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cell from dragon ball z with lightning coming out of his head ALT: a close up of a cell from dragon ball z with lightning coming out of his head
13.10.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Grindstone is $4.99 on US PSN buff.ly/pwk1suQ

10.10.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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But then how would I ever discover...you??

05.10.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Protomen Part 3 Album cover - This City Made us

a character stares into the city as in the distance a giant beam of light shoots from the mountains into the cloudy sky.

Protomen Part 3 Album cover - This City Made us a character stares into the city as in the distance a giant beam of light shoots from the mountains into the cloudy sky.

Everyone SHUT THE FUCK UP Protomen dropped pre-orders for Act III theprotomen.bandcamp.com/album/act-ii...

03.10.2025 09:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 830    ๐Ÿ” 453    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 144
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PROTOMEN ACT III SOON, THIS IS NOT A DRILL

03.10.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1177    ๐Ÿ” 490    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

This too, is Yuri.

02.10.2025 11:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Travis Touchdown wearing a black hoodie that says "Fuck Racism" in bold red letters.

Travis Touchdown wearing a black hoodie that says "Fuck Racism" in bold red letters.

Strongly believe that this is the best alternate costume ever added to a video game

30.09.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2593    ๐Ÿ” 935    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

Got my performance review.

27.09.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14678    ๐Ÿ” 3158    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 107
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"I'll tap my Dwight to activate the Beet Fury ability, mana burn Pam and attack with my 4/4 Jim- " mischievous adversary" ending my turn ."

27.09.2025 16:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh my god complete vindication. he banned me over facts!

26.09.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6490    ๐Ÿ” 1017    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI

24.09.2025 23:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12188    ๐Ÿ” 2312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 95    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

24.09.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6537    ๐Ÿ” 2305    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

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