Dan Ivey

Miss me with that bull junk Leon and tr🖕🏼mp. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an Oboe lesson.

14.02.2025 06:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that seems like the perfect size to just skim across Washington DC and remedy a series of mistakes that were obviously made.

13.02.2025 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wasn't a fan of The Breakfast Club film. Toucan Sam was pretty much a dick throughout the whole movie, and Cap'n Crunch just did cocaine in the boy's bathroom the entire time. Tony the Tiger's performance was brilliant though.

25.01.2025 06:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m watching Yellowstone, only it’s just me peeing on the sidewalk.

21.12.2024 21:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp;
Who put the ram in the rama-lama ding-dong?

~ Nero. Probably.

29.11.2024 21:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Atlanta traffic is at least predictable depending on the time of day. LA traffic is like being at LAX all day long. F that 405.

21.11.2024 05:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We all might as well just switch to android phones now because nothing matters and arguments over green vs. blue bubbles will be the least of our problems 😂

21.11.2024 05:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People at the gym always look at me funny when the mayo packets fall out of my shorts while I’m stretching.

20.11.2024 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0