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This is why you fight these cowards.

The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.

Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.

He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

Elon Musk warning about an unelected bureaucracy is like watching Drake sing "Not Like Us" at karaoke

Are you effing kidding me?!

The following pages have been removed from the CDC website. This used to be known as censorship. Not sure what the new word is.

go.bsky.app/JNbGh8E

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

First show announced of 2025 is Harvest Music Festival in NB Canada! harvestmusicfest.ca

We’re pumped to bring new music to your town…Now what other cities do we need to hit next year?

Oh, the Internet.

I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.

Your move

Hmm. Posting an IG reel didn’t work well

www.instagram.com/reel/DFJGq4S...

And I will try to do this for you too. But, you know, don’t be an idiot.

Connections
Puzzle #593
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Instead of going through each January 6th defendant's case one-by-one, Trump actually said "f**k it" and released them all?!

Judge Blocks Trump Plan to End Birthright Citizenship The ruling is an early setback for the new administration’s immigration agenda.

Breaking: President Trump's plan to end birthright citizenship has been temporarily blocked by a federal judge

Anti-fascist students in Milan have strung up an effigy of Elon Musk upside down in Piazzale Loreto, where Mussolini's body was once displayed

In case you're wondering whether Italians can still recognise a fascist salute when they see one

Jonathan Groff as Bobby Darin.

Booking my tickets to NYC

“Living alone is a masterclass in emotional intelligence.”

Thoughts?

Costco, you have my business.

I will not renew Prime.

Shall I ask this sphinx a question?

The Daily Show is killing it right now.

Whooo are youuuuu, little fluffy one?

His Three Daughters. Great film and none of these fine actresses was nominated for their roles.