Bruce Coffman 🫘

I’m just trying to figure out where’s he’s going to find 20 people willing to pay to see him. Period.

No context or explanation required.

I just hope that the tariff return process doesn’t negatively affect the swift purchase of Kristi & Corey’s $70mil “Loveshack With Wings”…

That would truly be a travesty.

Wow — The Supremes finally remembered that Congress has a purpose. Go figure.

So — you started college when you were, like, 11 years old?!?

Wow — you professional athletes and your über-restrictive diets. I could never do it…

What’s the most “Pinocchio Points” a statement can have?

I’m sure it’s organic…

“Most” — but not all, and that’s why it’s an impeachable offense.

Bring it!

“… if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ.”

Let’s be clear: they have ALL requested — either directly or thru their counsel — to meet with the DOJ and have been completely ignored, which is illegal under 18 U.S.C. § 3771 “Crime Victims’ Rights Act”.

Where have we heard that voice before? It’s ROMY!!

As a life-long pro audio engineer, I’m dying to know where Kid Rock got his Magic Microphone — you know, the one he can point at his crotch and yet we can still hear his “singing”?!?

I thought he said he wasn’t going to watch it…

Probably, but in 2020 nobody was paying any attention to them.

I would agree with George 100% — except that it’s incredibly insulting to 5yr. olds…

That wig says a lot: “I lack self-confidence, and authenticity means absolutely nothing to me”…

So what’s so f’ing funny? His peanut gallery support thinks the question contains a joke?

I’d suggest you start fighting every possible delay that Mike Johnson is going to invent to delay your seating in Congress…

Trump on Mpls: "Do these people really want to have rapists and drug dealers and people from prisons and murderers, do they really want to have them in the community?” No, they do not.

SO GET RID OF THE ICE/CBP HIRES (as described above) — PROBLEM SOLVED!!

What could Tulsi Gabbard, DNI (sounds like a CBS show) possibly want with 2020 voting records/tech? Or, more probably — what might her foreign besties possibly want with same?

Enough about the “lack of training” among the ICE/BCP agents on the ground in our cities — they’ve hired men who are naturally aggressive, violent, confrontational and good at provoking chaos. It’s all about giving Trump a reason to call for the Insurrection Act and take over the 2026 Election.

Dear “Major Media” —
What ended the horror of the Vietnam War was Mr. & Mrs. American watching their kids coming home in a box on the national news EVERY NIGHT.
If this round of fascism wins it will be on you — NOW GET THE FUCK TO WORK.

George, are you fucking kidding? It’s already WAAAAAY past “too late”. Innocent people are being murdered in the streets by intentionally-lawless federal thugs.

Stephen Miller’s wet dream.

Back then I was just entering draft age and the protesting felt like life & death. Now I’m 70, but it still feels like life & death: for my adult children and those yet to come. Seems like the world of compassion and cooperation we worked to create has just simultaneously been shit on and exploded.

I don’t know what Trump might be saying but it’s clear the young woman to his left ain’t buying any of it.

I’m guessing he forgot to remove his ammo vest before he sat down in the car?

How in hell does The Onion stay in business?

Wanna know how old I really am? I’m old enough to have experienced a time when major newspapers didn’t feel a need to “fact check” the president’s national address — just as a matter of course.

Yes — THAT old.

Count your blessings.