John Corey

The job market is literally just so awful right now 😭 one will eventually stick, I had to do the same last year

And what did we even gain? There’s so many other parking spots within walking distance and no one uses it as through traffic. Just a terrible decision…

I’m 99% sure you can see my apartment in this trailer

Genuinely cannot put into words how much worse this is… just a terrible decision.

Two nights in a row the NBA is featuring guys who literally just flop the entire game. Not great.

LET’S GOOOOOOOOO #GoDucks

This drag race season has been so miserable. The producers are just actively lying to my face about who’s in the bottom every week

You’re*

I can say, genuinely, I will never forgive a single person who voted for this man

The problem is we’d be so low on the list of cities teams would wanna move to 😭

BEYONCE!!! The gasp I just gasped, my god

A lot of black people/traditionally black neighborhoods in Portland have been pushed out by the influx of rich Californians moving to the area. And outside of Portland, Oregon is also very, very not diverse and is full of MAGA towns.

It’s a beautiful, wonderful city that has a bad history.

For the 2nd straight week, not a single tear came out of Joella’s eyes when she was “crying” in untucked…

My schedule is literally so free…

Join the club honestly, I will not be remembering the start of 2025

Watching the In Season Hard Knocks: AFC North and thinking…

What the hell were they gonna do if Deshaun Watson was still the QB of the Browns? Try to make him likable? Ignore him and pretend he doesn’t exist?

This is the type of Christmas gospel I need 🙌🏻🙏🏻

I need more people/news on here so I can delete that app finally, free me BlueSky

If any Duck fans are looking for Rose Bowl tickets, I have access to the sale of the allotment they just dropped but am unable to go. DM if interested

I really hope at some point we embrace public transit like we should. There’s so much potential but we have to start the process like… yesterday

JESUS THEY MADE US SWEAT IT OUT BUT WE’RE BIG10 CHAMPS!!! #GoDucks

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We’re effing 12-0!! Let’s goooooooo #GoDucks

Jonah “Ashton Jeanty” Coleman tonight:

- 9 attempts 🔥🔥🔥
- 2 rushing yards 👀👀👀
- 1 reception 😱😱😱
- 10 receiving yards 💯💯💯

2025 unemployment candidate??

I’ve got two tickets (Sec 25 Row 17) to the Oregon game today that I’m looking to sell for face value. DM me if interested!

Georgia Tech OC should be ashamed of himself for throwing it on all but one of the 2pt conversion attempts

I really feel like Georgia Tech is gonna regret not just going for a 2pt there

They need a turnover or it’s not happening, I don’t think they can go drive for drive with Georgia

Me but with Teams. That noise activates my fight or flight