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They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

can’t tell from the lighting in my bedroom cave but she’s ✨GREEN✨

brb about to make having a kindle my entire personality

I can always tell when my period is coming because any fall out boy songs made before 2006 make me cry ??

can’t stop thinking about a fancam I saw on tiktok about michael cera’s character in the new Wes Anderson movie

very me coded to have started an er rewatch five seconds before my mom got sick😌

I’m really bad at keeping a diary but I’m very very good at trauma dumping in 300 characters or less

being a good daughter and forcing my brother to be involved in the family by legitimately being too mentally and physically unstable to take charge of getting our mom into assisted living 😌

a man is sitting in a waiting room with a purse on his lap ALT: a man is sitting in a waiting room with a purse on his lap

how I feel when I start yapping on here

I ran one of them through the dishwasher out of sheer laziness (he told me to ALWAYS hand wash them, never let them sit in water) and I just googled the prices and 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 whoops

my brother used to be a professional chef and for some reason he gifted me two very expensive chef knives when I was in college and I just chuckle every time I open my silverware drawer and see them bc like …why?? did he buy me?? two knives totaling like $500?? when I was like 20??????

this dog has been at the shelter for over a year and I am begging and pleading with the universe to find her her forever home 😭😭😭 she’s lived half of her life at the humane society 😭

meanwhile this little void has absolutely no idea that she’s single-handedly carrying the entire weight of my mental health on her back 🥹

like what do u mean that I got made fun of in middle school for always smelling like stale smoke and 20 years later I’m sitting here watching YouTube video after YouTube video to learn everything about her oxygen machine ???? I didn’t even get to smoke the cigarettes 😩

being the child of a smoker is cool bc u get to spend the first half of ur life constantly worrying about ur parent dying from one of the diseases u were forced to watch dozens of videos about in health class and then u get to spend the second half watching them actually have one of those diseases !

a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track ALT: a cartoon character named luigi is driving a toy car on a race track

everything makes me think of him <3

oops my bad sry guys ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t understand why my brain can’t confidently remember what side of an iPhone the volume buttons are on even though I’ve had an iPhone for like 15 years what the fuck

she’s home and it’s official, the crinkle plant is clearly a talisman

*grits teeth* the only way out 😠 is through 😡😡😡

sure, my mom has been in the hospital for a week and that of course comes with unbearable, crushing dread, but! look! at my new ✨plants✨!

like ok 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I’ve been working on teaching our dog to “do a little turn on the catwalk” aka “get up and go to the end of the bed so we can fix the blankets real quick and then you can come back up here” and I can’t believe how well its going lmao dogs are so funny we truly don’t deserve them

hey

okay goodnight

hehehehe

(I ✨did not✨ build these buildings but I ✨did✨ fill them with loads of cc)

figured out what to do with newcrest in my current #sims4 save file 😌