Briar Lian

literally less than 60 seconds after I hit "repost" on exactly this.

Killing a French vampire with bread is painstaking.

I have never had the privilege, but this sounds a lot like the people I know who have.

YouTube video by Then & Now How to Make a Fascist

Find time to watch this. It is long but Lewis says so much that you need to hear.
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Plushie of character Salad Fingers standing over a tiny pink cake with a smiley face and a spoon...though the spoon is not rusty.

Happy Goth Valentine's Day to rusty spoons and rusty spoons only.

how to survive super mario brothers with holodeck safeties off

Dutch-angle selfie of a white femme person against a yellow background. They are wearing gold hexagonal glasses with a gold glasses chain, a gold spiderweb necklace, and a red velvet dress. They have long curly auburn hair and look permanently annoyed at existing.

Still exist. Lost my mascara like three weeks ago though and keep forgetting to replace it.

When the dog succeeds in catching the car and not only does he not know what to do next but he notices that he was also somehow the one driving the car: the Epstein files

...and on the second pizza?

Hikaru Utada reveals in recent interview they identify as “tri-bi”: “Bisexual, bilingual and non-binary.”

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Even now, over twenty years later as I am finally doing some necessary work to heal myself and become a functional person, I have tremendous anxiety that I am somehow letting people down by being a traumatized person who is dealing with shit and not a constantly fun and exciting MPDG.

… to being fun again, or who had savior complexes that boiled down to believing that them being nice to me should mean I was magically “fixed.”

If I’m being honest, one of the hardest parts of recovering from an abusive relationship is that it’s very hard to find someone who will be patient with you as you do the work to learn how to be in a healthy relationship. For me it was ways easier to find people who just wanted me to fast forward…

when i was a 16yo girl i thought i was an adult. coaching 12-17yo girls as a 28yo really hammered home how much i was wrong about being an adult at 16 and how obvious it is to actual adults that a 16yo is not an adult. if they say they cannot tell they are lying because they are a creep.

I try not to be too unbearable to be around but it does make me happy when it turns out my Rube Goldberg strategies to avoid paying a therapist are potentially useful to someone else.

I Love My Body but I Kinda Hate It Too Some Meandering Thoughts about Lupercalia

A holiday celebrating one's body can be complicated when your body often feels like it is betraying you.
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Hey Toronto, tickets for May 9's brand-new edition of Bad Girls of History: A Burlesque Tribute are live! events.com/r/en_US/tick...

literally an illegal formation and everybody is cheering. what happened to the game I love?

I mean...that sounds pretty good to me...

I'm actually interested in this.

The full run of SCTV for free. God bless and keep the Internet Archive.

People act like it's only the right wing but it seems like there's a subsection of people who can't tell the difference between "this person annoys me" & "this person is a bad person/unperson"

Wearing ear plugs when out and about actually makes life a lit more bearable, especially on public transit.

Took a photo of my outfit, for once, didn't bother to check if it was okay. Of course for the first time ever managed to catch myself mid-blink. So that's a wash. But trust me, solid look. Witch librarian vibes.

develop a serious drug problem that destroys your life and alienates your loved ones now, before drugs get more expensive

if you're under 17, now is the perfect time to commit murder

approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide