My 76-year-old mother just informed me that she is going to her first "sex party" and doesn't know what to bring.
After some awkward questions, I said, "Gender reveal. You're going to a gender reveal."
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This guy stared at me the entire way from DC to LA and I was convinced he was going to follow me and kill me before I realized his sunglasses were just on the back of his head.
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I’m sure this pic will make lots of Queenslanders feel very sick
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Is anyone else having issues logging onto #Bluesky on 4 or 5 g networks ?
On WiFi it’s ok just on mobile services
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Zip
and waiting in anticipation
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YouTube video by Rock Music
AC DC Jailbreak
Australian Rock B-Sides.
Thread ..🧵
Songs that were released as a B-Side track but were too good not to be hits.
AC⚡️DC
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I wish I could circumcise his mouth
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This is my most dislike man in my state
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