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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

what if slime but EVIL

Midnight Bedhead that looks like Cloud Strife

In my dreams...

I thought I saw...

Sephiroth...!

what the dog doin?!

SPEAK YOUR TRUTH

BE FREE

Final Fantasy 7 Remake, showing off the true dire state Midgar is in

What used to be final fantasy 7 remake is now above me

Beat Hell House first try in Final Fantasy 7 Remake on Switch 2

The fight on the PS4 was very hard for me originally and I couldn't do it without turning the difficulty down

but maybe this was his sick joke to me cause I got teleported below the map and had to redo the fight from the autosave

You know I try to keep my nose out of talking politics on social media but its insane how things have gotten in a week

like are we FR RN?!? HOW IS NO ONE PREVENTING HIM FROM BEING THIS OPENLY BRAZEN?! He's not even being subtle, he is stating his intentions so clearly like a book with no subtext!!

god, you gotta get congress together PLEASE

I felt like I got gut punched multiple times

#SuperMarioGalaxy

I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Gwynn from Pokemon Legends Z-A

WIP

Getting back into art for the new year and also the Mega Dimension DLC!

#Pokemon

thats actually so true

thats very chud of her to do

it would be so funny if we could just go "eh I've worked enough today" and then just leave for the day and come back tomorrow like it was nothing

Daisy sitting on the Yoshi's Scooter Text in the background says "Hey, Hop On!!"

but there's only one seat...

#MarioKartWorld #Daisy

the joy of playing bananza for the first time is truly unmatched

I've seen a lot of people on my friend list open new switch 2 games while I am playing my console and everytime I go

"ohhh!!! good for them!!!"

Got a really crazy fanart coming up in the next 7-8 years. Stay tuned.

this looks like skitty got in the way of painting a wall

if skitty ended up moving, then there would be a giant-skitty shaped empty spot where she is sitting

thats the unfortunate consequence of convenience

you give the option to do something and people will do it

Example when I play an old game with a rewind feature added, its so hard not to use it when something goes bad

thats what a good kirby air ride match is allll about 😌

For newer players, its always a good idea to pull the camera back. Its a lot less overwhelming when you have more room to see

My hatred for twitter extends deep but also it knows me the best of any social platform so its like some toxic ex that pulls me in

oh okay... wow

I'm glad triple AAA Mario found his way to Bluesky

"Focus, M" has been part of my hyperfixation and may be a core part of my being now

Focus, M...&M

Clara and Ruby the ladybug are sleeping, dreaming about a fantasy adventure with everyone.

In our dreams, the adventure has no limits

Commission for @gamesenlisted.bsky.social

#Borrowed #Art #Commission

Girl holding headset and doing korean hand heart

A Christmas gift for my friend @cyclonx.info

I am very proud of them ^^

#Art

Girl holding headset and doing korean hand heart

A Christmas gift for my friend @cyclonx.info

I am very proud of them ^^

#Art

there is no difference