Tragic Johnson

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Trying to decide which of my badly managed underperforming sports teams to be angry at

There’s no one in the world I hate more than the bonhomme that pipes in on NFL broadcasts to explain the rules

Jesus Christ

Is Jay Cutler not available or

The 100 Best TV Episodes of the Century - The Ringer Ranking the 100 best television episodes of the 21st century, from Mad Men to Succession to Game of Thrones.

Completely disqualifying to not include the series finale of The Leftovers (which should be number 1)
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I don’t like to talk about religion but I hope the christians are right so that Tom Hicks can burn in hell

Hicks, ex-owner of Rangers and Stars, dies at 79 Tom Hicks, the former owner of the Texas Rangers and Dallas Stars, died Saturday at age 79.

Finally some good news for Liverpool fans

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Fernando Mendoza, deeply unsettling vibe

Ibrahima Konaté was holding out for Real Madrid but he has been so poor this season that I’m not sure they’d take him at False Madrid

If there’s one thing that myths and parables across the scope of human civilization have taught us, it’s that you should definitely try to steal magic from the gods to help you live forever

I have degrees in genetics and I can say that anyone pretending you can do these things is like learning your ABCs and declaring that you’re ready to write the world’s greatest novel

Oddly I never missed a minute of many worse Liverpool teams than this

This one is so devastating and concise and perfect I think about it all the time

Looking like I picked a real good season to be too busy to watch Liverpool

Haven’t waited a table in 15 years and I still have this nightmare

Literally the only thing to not be mad about

If they’re not changing the locks on Kevin Patullo’s office door right now I don’t know what to tell ha

BUMP

Jay Spearing player manager klaxon

The honest to god worst case scenario here is Steven Gerrard coming in and making an FA cup run followed by years of general mediocrity

I doubt there is any world in which Slot being sacked would result in anything other than some former player being named as a temporary manager this season while they evaluate their options for next year

And then you risk getting a dead cat bounce and the temp getting an unwarranted extension

Just living my life over here, working on my little projects

This is where I’m at with Liverpool tbh

The staggering lack of self awareness for Comey of all people to say this

Not impossible that Tanner McKee ends up being the best quarterback of the vaunted 2023 class

A sea of James Pearce articles, stretching as far as the eye can see, all written on the same day because it’s not hard to pump out work of that quality

The beatings (infinite James Pearce articles) will continue until morale improves

Toad dances on the stage, a marvelous performer. From "The Dream" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“Frog, can you be as wonderful as this?” said Toad as he danced all over the stage.

There was no answer.

Prince’s guitar literally disappearing into thin air at the end of this is my favourite conspiracy theory/magic is real but only for Prince theory

One always misses Jurgen Klopp, but sometimes one misses him even more