~【 Kris & Veese 】

I should’ve done something for Valentines… but nobody’s ever really around.

I mean, hey, up to you two.

I. Don’t know if that’s the same thing…? Unless you want it to be.

Queer-platonic relationship. Basically, you’re friends, but you normalize, like. Kissing and stuff. Doing couple things. But you’re not a couple.

Oh, yeah. Definitely. I mean, Veese is literally in a QPR with me.

… I dunno how we even got to this point, but I know they’ve got some freaky stuff in there. I like to mess with them because of it.

Y’know thinking about it again. Yeah, Veese is probably a freak.

. . . Even if you’re not, I still love ‘ya.

… pfff. Don’t let it go to your head, babe.

Y’know… I’m sure you’d like Veese. If you gave them a chance. They’ve always really liked you.

Susie, we’ve known each other for years. I ain’t gonna judge.

No, I wanna hear them. C’mon.

You can’t even get words out now? Heh.

. . . Nah. My pain tolerance is pretty high.

But that was, uh. Nice.

We love ‘ya for that, Ralsei.

[ Hard to tell if the ‘we’ is referring to every Kris, or this Kris and Veese. ]

[ More pets. Pet pet pet. You move the hand on their cheek to pet their tail. ]

You’re lovable today.

Awwww… well, so are you. Very pretty, too. ✨

Gay.

You’re adorable. And super fluffy.

ggguh. Jeez…

[ Shiver… ]

I try. For you. ✨

So cute. ✨

[ Moving their other hand to pet the top of their head. ]

Oh hell yeah. Do it.

[ fist pump ] hell yeah… wife cuddles…

You grew up big and strong…

Hell yeah, man.

Oh my GOD you’re massive. Holy shit.

[ Raising their hand to their cheek— pet pet pet pet pet. ]

LANCER !!!!

[ staring with even bigger puppy dog eyes ] and can we cuddle and kiss

[ immediately switching to puppy dog eyes ] pleaaaaaaaaaseeee~~???