Natalie Koch

a few:
Wombo - Danger in Fives
Judy Blank - Big Mood
Haley Williams - Ego Death At A Bachelorette Party

Seeing adult twins in public has the same energy as seeing a dalmatian. Like, I know they must exist, but sightings are rare and mystical.

Woken up before the sun three days in a row, twice for root canal appts and once to catch a flight. Due to delirium I am taking my own life into my hands aka sharing a political post on Instagram stories.

every line of "I think about it all the time" vs whatever Taylor said about a driveway with a basketball hoop is just...I can't get over it

The Famous Loose Meat Sandwich | MAID RITE Serving the Original MAID RITE Secret Recipe! 100% Fresh Ground Local Iowa Beef – Never Frozen. No Preservatives. Pure and Simple. Taste the Magic of MAID-RITE!

I didn't realize the actual tagline is "The Famous Loose-Meat Sandwich."
maidrites.com

There's a thing in Iowa called a Maid Rite that is a sloppy joe without the sauce, which yes, is a loose ground beef sandwich. The people there love it

[this account is experiencing sports related anxiety]

my niece loved "who am i? quack quack. who am i? oink oink. who am i? *arm like an elephant trunk in front of face*"

everyone is invited to witness the grandeur that is the Plumbing National Championship live and in-person (if you're willing to be in West Palm Beach) next week.

especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.

Eyes Without A Face ass guys

Been using the word "druthers" more recently, citing instances in which I might have them and what I might do should I obtain them. Not sure it's been landing with the kind of flair I'm intending.

hey not sure what happened but it seems like I actually got The Rapture'd instead of the other rapture, and the only thing that's different is I have to listen to House of Jealous Lovers on repeat.
it's not that bad, actually.

I told a c-suite executive that I like Nerds Gummy Clusters because they satisfy my desire to chew on kinetic sand and I still have a job

well he does have a brand to maintain!

waiting for Dakota to be a wild card contestant. "I'm here to fight for the woman I love," etc.

Honestly it's too bad the Big Basket isn't in Berea, OH so that it could be sister craft cities with Berea, KY

Being startled by the toaster always makes me feel like I'm part of a grand tradition

Big Thief lyrics:
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie

MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3

been cleaning all day and have come to the conclusion that, actually, it's cool to live in filth and I think maybe we should all embrace it a little more. the crust punks were right.

Yes! Couldn't think of her name, but that's her

She's from Louisville and (I believe) lives in LA now - she's made a bit of a career doing commercials, but also posting videos teaching people how to self-tape and book auditions. I remember her doing some local stuff when I was in undergrad!

YouTube video by The Music Channel David Shire - Night On Disco Mountain

do the lads like disco? this is the big scary end number, but a version you can dance to
youtu.be/e2KJ_H8QRVg?...

addicted to making curved line connectors between assets in google slides. send help.

was about to tell someone about murray's glasses-eating addiction and then realized how I sounded

those folks came with a dowry of silly bandz and those neon shutter sunglasses. hand-me-down microplastics, basically

do you think they're getting their JNCOs from their parents' hope chests the same way I got crocheted vests from my mom?

The House of Secrets and Secrets

You'll likely never have occasion to be there, but CID - Cedar Rapids, IA - is the cutest, sweetest little airport to ever exist. One time I was there and the Hawkeye mascot was just walking around. Charming.

Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach

bought the 64 oz bag of Ocean Spray Craisins at Costco a year ago. can confirm it is Too Many Ocean Spray Craisins ™️