Natalie Koch

You'll likely never have occasion to be there, but CID - Cedar Rapids, IA - is the cutest, sweetest little airport to ever exist. One time I was there and the Hawkeye mascot was just walking around. Charming.

Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach

bought the 64 oz bag of Ocean Spray Craisins at Costco a year ago. can confirm it is Too Many Ocean Spray Craisins ™️

the most important moment in a young lad's life

did you know that a juvenile red tailed hawk kinda sounds like a seagull? well, i do now after running through my apartment complex with two dogs trying to find the bird making that noise. (i saw it, it was a baby hawk, and i love it)

I think about this one a lot

Farthest I've been:

N: Ramstein-Miesenbach, Germany
E: Kuwait City, Kuwait
S: Ambouli, Djibouti
W: Point Arena, CA

(interesting exercise for me, since only one of these locations was for vacation. the rest were a single, 6-day, work trip.)

Local Louisville musicians keep on winning

went to the wilds of Indiana on Saturday. saw some good little things.

damn dude I used those first two points in our culture survey recently! haven't seen any success from it yet but I might push those a bit more.

when the company i work for IPO'ed and they told me we had a 6 month lockout i literally waited 5 months and 29 days to ask a financial advisor "what do i do with these"

congrats and enjoy!!

Tremendous news. Good for Dave & co. He and the team at WP helped change the landscape of TikTok and prove its usefulness as a medium - excited to see him continue!

The shirt has a map of Florida with hurricane indicators over it and says "I SURVIVED HURRICANE ANDREW"

Remarkable news: I still fit into a shirt that was purchased for me in 1992.

until AI can go downstairs and take the meat out of my freezer to defrost for dinner so I don't have to walk down there and do it myself, I won't be using it

husband pulled my bag of pumpkin seeds out of my office and said "why do you always hide your bird snacks from me"

gonna be muttering this for the rest of the day, thank you amy

thank you, this was the diversion I really needed today

CARMY: No, the foam can't be spicy - that's derivative, it's stupid, it's not right.

SYD: What are you talking about! We can make it spicy! It'll give it a little...I dunno, fire?

CRAZY HARRY is seen entering the kitchen, amidst the din.

CRAZY HARRY: Did somebody say fire?

THE BEAR EXPLODES

SPLIT SCREEN
At a table, MUPPETS are loudly arguing and gesticulating wildly with their skinny arms, chickens are being tossed around, flying fish whizz on and off screen.

In the kitchen CARMY, SYD, TINA are red in the face, screaming about mango foam, FAK is yelling about something else entirely

FADE IN
Several MUPPETS are walking down the street debating where to eat. FOZZIE stops them all short, points up

FOZZIE: Oh wait I know these guys! They're old family friends.

Camera pans up to show THE BEAR restaurant sign. MUPPETS enter.

RITCHIE, exuberant: COUSIN!

dropping everything to write the spec script

I know jack about sekiro but the couch devolving into giggles brought me a lot of joy

begging local businesses to just get a free canva account to make their shitty graphics instead of making them with AI

eating watermelon while I cook dinner because it's summertime and summer is the only season in which that kind of debauched behavior is acceptable

tiny little white mushrooms in some mulch, with dewy grass

a very green lush forest, it's mostly leaves with some tree trunk poking through

a horse trailer on the highway with two horse butts visible

a blurred book page in the foreground with an in focus mug on a ledge behind it.

mundane-posting. vibe-maxxing. little-things-core.

is taking a beta blocker with coffee like swallowing an oxymoron?

I'm not surprised that Berea's hospital being among the 35 to close is what made me lose my final marble but there it goes

wait but the Browns have been keeping my dad distracted from politics for over a decade. i need them, they're a load bearing hobby.

went for a nature walk this morning and have been in the best fucking mood ever since. no one tell my prozac I cheated on it

this made my day