mikayla

Become a jamón expert at our Ham School

TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:

Tony Soprano looking tired and raggedy as fuck in his bathrobe holding a newspaper

the most unrealistic part of the sopranos is that this mf had women losing their goddamn minds over him left and right

I just did this on Friday, 10/10 experience

the made man initiation ceremony in the sopranos looks like the shit every girl ever has casually done at a slumber party growing up

me: I don't have any verbal stims just physical ones

also me: suddenly realizes today that I have spent years popping my lips the second I try to focus on something

I like when they call it the “papal conclave,” avoids confusion. Bro which conclave are you even talking about? Oh the PAPAL conclave.

A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

just made my first car payment in 9 years and kind of want to projectile vomit about it

Dissociating from the horrors by watching Daria for the first time since the late 90s

AS IT SHOULD BE

why are the football coaches always history teachers 💀

so i guess we're really fuckin doing this again huh