River_Tam

Yeah I always knew she uh had a few racist bones in her body but I looked the other way

Just logged onto Twitter to see superbowl discussion and the first tweet on my feed was a former mutual pushing great replacement theory. Deleted my account. That place fucking sucks.

It's the complaining about the dynamic kickoff that makes this a really great tweet

At last we have rebuilt the offensive line from the classic book "we don't have an offensive line"

I should primary Chuck Schumer from the right

me: *reading “The Lorax”* NOW…thanks to your hacking my trees to the ground, there's not enough Truffula Fruit to go 'round.
And my poor Bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies because they have gas, and no food, in their tummies!
toddler: They should get sushi!

Husband just went full dad "you gotta catch that"

I will take the over

I was more of an nsync girlie but same

At last we have rebuilt the offensive line from the classic book "we don't have an offensive line"

Kanye

Pixar hasn't made a movie for kids in years

Jon Bon Jovi, Mille Bobby Brown's father in law?

Honestly still processing that he just rolled with me being weird for three years and never questioned it lmao that's true love

I sometimes call my son telemachus and last week my husband finally asked why and I explained bc he's the only son of an only son of an only son but also I've been doing it for like 3 years lmfao

The conservative response was so obvious and hackneyed that it isn't even a "controversy," just predictable, incoherent rage

give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK

Gov. Hochul kicks off campaign: 'You don't want to mess with the bad-ass women of New York' Lt. Gov. Antonio Delgado failed to make the ballot in his primary challenge and Comptroller Tom DiNapoli bested his rivals.

Finally, a politician who represents me, personally.

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The median woman reads terrible books

The median man reads zero books

Someone's going to inevitably complain that I'm calling Romance readers undiscerning and that this smacks of gender but the undiscerning men just don't read at all

She has an interest in making money and frankly people need to confront the reality that the only way this slop actually makes money is if readers are incredibly undiscerning (there's a reason this is happening in Kindle Unlimited Romance)

A wolf has come to Los Angeles County for the first time in more than a century Around 6 a.m. Saturday, the 3-year-old female arrived in the mountains north of Santa Clarita, as tracked by a GPS collar.

I grew up dreaming of this moment

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He was just 19

When we met, my husband didn't understand that women had mood swings due to periods and then he spent the first year of our relationship WILDLY overcompensating for this Abed-style

Play The New York Times Crossword Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.

I solved the Sunday 2/08/2026 New York Times Daily Crossword in 11:36!

www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

Husband just now: are you getting Superbowl munchies or period munchies?

Me: first of all how dare you second of all both

On the list of prediction markets that are bad for society, this one is at the very bottom of the list.

"hey low-level comms guy, I want to let you in on our top secret conspiracy so you can prewrite most of a press release. It's called efficiency, look it up"

this guy is either culpably ignorant of what he’s talking about or actively misleading you.

The code is a bates number. These are used to identify documents in a document production. The code was added when these files were being reviewed by DOJ for release, it’s not original to the document

Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...

Concentration camps:

“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."