Maryanna Hollomon

School has begun, and now I'm reminiscing about those summer moments when one of the children declares "I'M BORED"

03.09.2025 22:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Had a server nightmare for the first time in ages with all the classic hallmarks: broken glass. Mysterious drink (a “Traincar, no siderails”. Angry patrons, weeping coworkers. It’s been 13 years and I fear I shall be haunted forever.

23.03.2025 16:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does the city of Portland have an official bird and why is it not the Crow?

23.03.2025 16:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Something I’ve always loved about Portlanders is how they’ll garden right up to the street. They’ll put a raised bed full of veg right up against parked cars and I appreciate this gusto.

02.03.2025 17:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Musk and Zuckerberg constantly proving that no amount of money can make you cool

02.03.2025 17:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me after 48 hours of sunshine-fueled dopamine:

01.03.2025 16:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Checking our basement after torrential rains dumps on our neighborhood, Portland edition*: PHEW

24.02.2025 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we get at least 500 followers on here, then we'll start posting. Only shitposts. Weird movie memes. Hot garbage takes. Absolutely nothing of value.

03.12.2024 17:31 — 👍 105    🔁 23    💬 9    📌 7

It’s me. In high school. Except I lived in the desert so my jncos were dry as toast.

19.02.2025 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Countryknits for Kids” vintage pattern book.

Front and back view of a children’s knit called “country goose jacket”

A colorful striped vintage children’s knit called “rag-rug crew-neck pullover”.

A children’s knit with a quilt pattern called “flying geese crew-neck pullover.”

I found this vintage pattern book at Powell’s and it has the most adorable children’s knits. (My kids hate them)

#knitting #knitsky

15.02.2025 17:06 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sad is the day when they start pronouncing words correctly. Mine was “jamamas” for pj’s.

15.02.2025 16:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

13.02.2025 17:36 — 👍 20787    🔁 5374    💬 4    📌 161

Happy snow day

14.02.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Meanwhile, over on meta. How bout no?

12.02.2025 23:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Dems continue to prove themselves absolutely gutless as they do nothing to stop an accelerated slide into fascism.

12.02.2025 20:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I were Drake I would simply never recover

12.02.2025 05:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

F!ck Fascists! Sharing this old work because it is still, unfortunately, very relevant.

11.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 58    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

No American history without Black history

10.02.2025 20:28 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Midwinter tulip joy ✨🌷✨

10.02.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me when I wake in the morning

10.02.2025 04:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Said bleak stroll:

09.02.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Super Bowl Sunday: the perfect day to take a bleak stroll in the woods

09.02.2025 22:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please enjoy these pictures of a very old copy of “The Three Little Pigs”, found at at a church sale in rural Massachusetts.

09.02.2025 18:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello friends, I’m Maryanna, a maker of all sorts: illustration, sculpture, textiles, murals, natural dyeing. Soggy rainforest Portland dweller. Mom to two small humans. Looking for pals old and new here!

09.02.2025 04:09 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0