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Artist. Horror. Star Wars. Art at https://linktr.ee/Jefflassiter ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ he/him

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And it still looks more like Matt Damon than Brad Pitt

23.10.2025 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œelectionโ€ and will continue to do so. Just like Russia, the politicians are pledging absolute fealty to the Supreme Leader. The courts are useless against the absolute mob behavior. Itโ€™s poet depressing really. I guess we have to just persevere though. And watch movies lol

23.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The United States is becoming Russia. Itโ€™s completely by design and party of the long game Putin has been playing. Incomes disparity is becoming out of control. The oligarchs control every branch of government. The poorest people and marginalized groups are suffering the consequences of the last

23.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle . Alt: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a spray bottle .
21.10.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any cute guys into horror movies and Star Wars who donโ€™t mind a fat boyfriend who likes his own space half the time?

21.10.2025 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not that I think weโ€™ll ever have another presidential election, but if we did and a Democrat won, they should turn the ballroom into a big homeless shelter for undocumented immigrants

21.10.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Manโ€ฆfuck Bob Iger right in the ear

21.10.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just found out my grandmother passed away this morning.
I'm still very much processing everything that's going on, but I could really use a little help affording a plane ticket to get back to them for the funeral (they live across the country

if you have a few bucks to spare it would mean a lot

20.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s never going to leave while still alive

20.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I generally get 5-10 views and two likes on ANY of my art posts, but tell me why I got 20K likes and 4K retweets telling Khloe Kardashian her hands looked like boiled chicken feet in a photo she took saying sheโ€™d never had any plastic surgery procedures.

12.10.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah definitely not 1950!

12.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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!!!

12.10.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If itโ€™s so bad why does he have his name on that building?

12.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know itโ€™s too much to ask, and Iโ€™m going to hear that Iโ€™m being a Debbie Downer, but can we close the book on this outfit until we get some different Padmรฉ figures in the future?

10.10.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None of it was in pursuit of justice, but all of it was in pursuit of social media videos.

04.10.2025 18:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4993    ๐Ÿ” 716    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

Disney/Marvel should sue for copyright infringement

05.10.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Interview - Lynne Griffin Talks Black Christmas Podcast Episode ยท I Hate Critics Movie Review Podcast ยท 12/24/2024 ยท 1h 2m

Sheโ€™s great! Got to interview her for our podcast! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

04.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is horror back?

04.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I got to watch that and Black Christmas (my all time favorite) with Lynne Griffin in Chicago!

04.10.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s such a weenie

02.10.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have been up for almost 23 hours. Iโ€™ve had such a long, bad day I donโ€™t know if Iโ€™d like to wake up tomorrow

27.09.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well come over this weekend lol

23.09.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two very limited prints Iโ€™ve done for The Massacre this Saturday at the Pickwick Theater in Park Ridge Illinois! Put them on Etsy as well in case anyone wants to preorder one. Limited to ten each and signed and numbered

23.09.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck Donald Trump

19.09.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would the DOJ scrub the fact that right-wing extremism is the #1 domestic terror threat in America?

Why not acknowledge and confront it?

Also why haven't they released the Epstein Files?

Also why did Ghislaine Maxwell get a sweetheart deal transfer?

These problems won't go away.

17.09.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16715    ๐Ÿ” 5326    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 491    ๐Ÿ“Œ 186
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Happy 40th anniversary to one of my all time favorite shows! The Golden Girls never gets old! Iโ€™ve done so many GG pieces, here are a few

14.09.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
picture of james baldwin with text of his quote 
We can disagree and still love each other, unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist. - James Baldwin

picture of james baldwin with text of his quote We can disagree and still love each other, unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist. - James Baldwin

14.09.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

My trans friends talk about trans people less than the gop

14.09.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just to be clear: Brian Kilmeade *did not* endorse euthanizing homeless people. He advocated MURDERING over 700,000 of them.

And on a network that has been *beside itself* over the murder of just one man this week.

13.09.2025 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29836    ๐Ÿ” 9815    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 883    ๐Ÿ“Œ 376

Lol what a joke. If there was a heaven he'd still be burning in hell

14.09.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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