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I’ve seen Interstellar no less than 10 times, twice in theaters, at least one of them in IMAX and I’m still itching to catch it in IMAX for the re-release.

He trippin??!

That was a terrible time. Not even just the flood of bots but the fact that it wasn’t even fun or clever. Just stupid nonsense.

He didn’t even sue for defamation of character. He sued for the legal claim of “man ain’t NO WAY that many people liked that song” 😂😂😂

Pretty sure God has discovered some of my disparaging tweets because he been fucking me up lately. My fault, OG.

horrid little piss freak

Rewatching “When We Were Kings”. Cool to know we’re all about to watch a fight they’ll one day make a movie like this about.

Mr. Tyson, tear down this Paul.

that meme where you get texts from anxiety and depression and then a third thing. text from anxiety: what if you’re not good enough text from depression: everyone hates you text from yoda but he talks normal: hey what’s up man. this is yoda btw

Sounds like Dick made sure you didn’t shoot your wad too early.

The devil wants to have your soul. Despite controversial views on eternal damnation and the infliction of suffering as a spectator sport, his focus on human agency and taking on heaven may find broad support--and face theological headwinds.

You know what song I really fw? “I Want Candy”. They went in the booth not even pretending to be profound. Just had a hankering. I can relate. Evergreen tune.

It's not just Patreon and it's not just Apple

DON'T SUBSCRIBE IN APPS

lifehacker.com/dont-sign-up...

This is a very good list. I am going to add a few things which are more nebulous, but just as important.

TEND TO YOUR RELATIONSHIPS.

1) Check in with your friends and loved ones, especially if they are vulnerable under the incoming admin. If you have been out of touch, don't worry. Reach out now.

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top-tier elmer face

In order to establish myself as a “power poster” on this app, I’m going to go up to the biggest account and start a fight, like the first day in prison. So, somebody point me to the big dawg. Is Dril on here? Show yourself, coward!

between anti-abortion extremists and rfk the trump administration seems to be a targeted effort to increase maternal and early childhood mortality

bluesky servers

Don’t think I can tolerate a new Twitter jail. Isn’t social media prison as it is?

Let's be real here. This isn't like allowing a totalitarian to take your nation by force. This is like finding a new bar because the new owners of your old regular turned out to be shitheads and they ruin the whole vibe.

RFK gonna bring back diseases even House doesn’t know about

I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.

I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years

yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY

let’s see, do I want an app where funny posters run riot and call what they’re doing “skeets” or do I want to be Connected With The Brands I Love? super tough call lol

Bullshit! You don’t have any things.

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
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