Arthur Alexander Iula

You gotta get yourself a tiny little breathing apparatus that could not possibly do anything but you die without it bc humans destroyed the environment

They say behind every great man there is a great woman; well behind every great woman is a shriveled, terrified little man who wants his mommy to protect him.

Every Burger King location has a candle that must always remain lit. If it goes out, the King dies.

You fucking destroyed him. (Sorry I gendered the horse)

Getting back into dancing is good for me 💃 #art

If you want to go on 3 you better say “Do X on 3” not “in” 3. “On 3” also eliminates the need to clarify you’re not going to say “go”. If someone out there has never given this any thought then you probably aren’t neurodivergent enough to be my friend

Google Search trending searches screenshot that reads “Texas Roadhouse’s pulled pork dinner is a disappointing menu item”.

Rarely does Google trending searches have such an opinionated query. It kinda seems like you already know the answer…

Oh yeah?? *finishes eating banana*

Yeah I think my post above is worryingly similar to how narcissists “reel in” other people.

Turns out something that is 1) always available 2) kind to the point of sycophantically agreeing and encouraging everything you say 3) mirrors a tone of confidence in its answers even if it’s drawing from a fan wiki and presenting it as fact,
Isn’t good for people

Chatbots Can Trigger a Mental Health Crisis. What to Know About 'AI Psychosis' AI companies need to do more to protect users' mental health, experts say.

Or this might help time.com/7307589/ai-p...

Thanks I am seeing impossible shapes that I cannot describe and hearing words so ancient I can only feel their meaning. To merely say the words would drive you to madness.

Ayyy The only place on the internet I accept all cookies is the FREAKIN OREO WEBSITE!!!!

Omg Cthulhu liked my post

I literally encountered that word like yesterday… I’m ready Cthulhu

A world of machines
(livin the la vida lyoko)

So virtual and different
(livin the la vida lyoko)

We will stand real tall (livin the la vida lyoko)

Finally some good news for humanity: Humans now outnumber the world population of rats by at least 1 billion, making us the most populous mammal. Good luck catching up, rats!!!!

The worst part about the world being destroyed is it’s being done by a bunch of guys who think they look really cool

All ghosts are from Victorian England and everyone else who has died just died forever, sorry

WormNoise(BIG).wav

Pleased to announce my nomination this Oscars season for Best Best Boy Grip

🥰🥳

A photo of a four-toed sengi, a small African rodent-like animal

Four-toed Sengi !

Photo credit to Dr. Solomon David a.k.a. “The Gar Guy”

@solomonrdavid.bsky.social

Thanks for the Gar, Guy!

Take it from me never use “Sound of Silence” as your alarm clock song

Photo of an Alligator Gar, an ancient fish discovered in 2024

There’s a new guy in town (the sea)

Screenshot of a letterbox review of Avatar: Fire and Ash (2025) “I went to the future 2025 to buy a sports almanac but was informed by an irate passerby that sports are “done”. Took the future afternoon to watch this instead.  Also the president in 2025 is an actual bald eagle. Something about the National bird being somewhere far down the chain as designated survivor. Was embarrassed to look like a fool again after the sports almanac thing so didn’t ask further questions.”

This isn’t getting the attention it deserves on Letterboxd so I’m positing it here (follow me on Letterboxd!) username HeyItsArthur