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But is he as good as Kenji Cabrera?
23.09.2025 05:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He wants to play at a higher level in Europe, not for a worse team
11.08.2025 16:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, I agree with all of that, but he could’ve avoided the suspension and most of the backlash if he just played a few minutes
25.07.2025 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t think anyone played more than 30 minutes for the MLS team. You think they would be happier with him not showing up at all?
25.07.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He could’ve jogged around for 15 minutes and then got subbed off and everyone would be happy.
25.07.2025 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That makes sense. Thanks
24.07.2025 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Don’t the Whitecaps have an open DP spot?
24.07.2025 18:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They don’t have a choice if the player wants to go.
15.07.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What happened to Blackmon?
14.07.2025 21:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would be over for the rest of MLS, but they only use that money to sign 37 year olds
25.06.2025 03:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I googled Pope and it autofilled to popeyeschicken.ca
08.05.2025 16:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Lionel Messi has lost to a Canadian club for the first time in his career: his Inter Miami side fell 2-0 to the Vancouver Whitecaps in the first leg of the Concacaf #ChampionsCup semi-finals 🇨🇦 #VWFC
He’s faced Toronto three times (2w-1d-0l) and Montreal once (1-0-0).
📸 Ali Arabpour
When I die I want my consciousness put in a Roomba
25.02.2025 00:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On Valentine’s Day I showed my girlfriend who’s on first
15.02.2025 00:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Started going to bed half an hour earlier and it fixed all of my problems
24.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s a lot of chocolate in my house and the only way out is through.
31.12.2024 07:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chocolate should always be in an advent calendar to shame me if I eat 7 at once
15.12.2024 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Merry Christmas!
26.12.2023 02:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wearing a hoodie to church
24.12.2023 20:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw a guy posing for pictures in front of an Audi station wagon.
14.12.2023 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Putting CBD drops in my diet root beer
29.11.2023 05:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
20.11.2023 05:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Turo review I got was “A plus renter”.
02.11.2023 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Mark Wahlberg was a dinosaur he would have stopped the asteroid.
29.10.2023 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I saw a guy from TMZ on a boat yesterday.
22.10.2023 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting an Android, and moving to the middle of the country are the same thing.
21.10.2023 01:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me writing a joke with an insane premise that no one likes: I hope this hasn’t been done before. It seems too perfect.
19.10.2023 05:05 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
