Chaddeus Stevens 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌹

That and the Israel Hayom summit, truly an unbeatable combo

Woah kind of insane that the antivax number is actually the lowest

Da Strap God claims another

We gotta beat these guys

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

Just realized this asshole kinda look like Kendall Roy

Sure, but I don’t think that was the point she was making at all

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Despite loss, Democrats overperformed in bright red Tennessee House race Aftyn Behn is on pace to significantly outperform Vice President Kamala Harris in the Nashville area district Tuesday night.

i think this is the first time i’ve seen the “even though they lost they actually won” headline construction used for democrats

That’s one big fella!

We live in videodrome

Invoking "color revolutions" as a boogeyman like this really goes to show how much these guys have cooked their brains on Russian propaganda specifically.

explaining to a Chadian that the shape of his country has significantly affected American beauty standards among people who do not fuck

What was the prompt?

the problems with AI are, in order:

(a) what people do with it;
(b) what it does;
(c) the power it uses;
(d) everything else

fuck it, for the people in the back:

the jeff bezos owned washington post is the outlet responsible for making sure the primary complaint about AI was water. this may have been in part because jeff knew it was bullshit, so when amzn gets blowback they can easily prove their water footprint is small

"I dont know what they were looking at but it wasnt the brain"

Ok so a) it was clearly the brain and b) his brain is so fucked up that he thought "i dont know what body part they scanned" was gonna be a good misdirect

Bro went in for an MRI and claims he has no idea what it was for

Hey @jaketapper.bsky.social you might be interested in this story

A knife is a knife

Oh yeah? How many health issues does Shinzo Abe have right now? That’s right, none.

Repeat after me:

I am not badder than Jeffery Epstein.
I am not badder than Vince McMahon.
I am not badder than Keemstar.
I am not badder than Andrew Tate.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be badder than I am.

Calling RFK "The Most Powerful Man in Science" is like calling Jason Voorhees "The Most Powerful Man in Camp Counseling."

Wonder who he’s asking grok to roast so hard

“Fuck you!”
“Fuck you too.”
“SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT LEFT!!!1!”

The 10 over 75 scenario

At 10 over 75? Non-zero chance his 'trial' is a note read aloud next to a burn pit.

You know the joke that in some extreme circumstances you 'stop being biology and start being physics'?

There is a point where your politics stop being law and start being history. It is not a good place to be.

Friendship with McKinley ENDED

Now FDR is my new best friend

Spitballing here but I imagine this is more than just a symbolic milestone, he’s like never gone under 40, it stands to reason that there are like, tranches of Trump supporters with highly correlated view and if he’s lost a few of the diehards he risks losing many more

We’re through the 40 wall let’s gooo

Some sort of truth munition I guess then