Carson ☆

Dumpster Behind the Denny’s

A low poly Guy Fieri holding a pizza slice.

A low poly Guy Fieri in Majora's Mask.

A low poly Guy Fieri in mid-attack towards the camera, the Majora's Mask clock is covering his lower half.

You are never going to believe what @lollie.me and I got to do this past week.
For @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social's Trial by Fieri series we had the privilege of putting the man himself into Majora's Mask.

Brennan Lee Mulligan live on stage during 'Outvoted' explaining that he comes on Game Changer and does one thing and one thing only: eat shit. Sam Reich, the moderator, interjects with a fact check stating that is true.

Man in red plaid shirt pointing on a colorful stage; seated bearded judge in suit holds papers while an audience looks on.

may the odds be ever heavily stacked against you

taking “a break” from TAZ before starting Steeplechase by (checks notes) re-starting CR campaign 4 in audio format…

I don’t think that’s how “a break” works but honestly? that’s fine

a mock up of a Yelp review for a nightclub in our in game city left by my character, Alan. the review reads, "Food? Fire. Service? On point. Vibes in the establishment? Immaculate. Music was great, and one of the bartenders did some awesome flair tricks! Definitely worth swinging by if you're in the area."

a badly edited msPaint logo for a fake cannabis dispensary. a high resolution image of a frog has been pasted on top of a very simple cannabis plant leaf. the name of the business reads, "Rippit Rippit Dispensary"

a fake instagram story post by my character Alan via his username, bigchAlanges. the photo shows the view out the front windshield at night of a stoplight in the rain featuring the caption, "y'all would not BELIEVE the day I've had lmao"

a follow up instagram story post from Alan, depicting a huge Waffle House breakfast with the caption "IT'S OKAY NOW IT GOT BETTER"

how our Urban Shadows campaign is going so far but with as little context as possible

"Can I mark intimacy for both of those character interactions?" "I mean, I guess?" "cool, so I'll mark two points of corruption" "you take corruption for intimacy?!" "yeah with anyone that's not mortal" "CARSON NO" "I WANNA STEAL"

"I want to roll to let it out" "ok" "so I can mark corruption" "wait what" "I want to learn how to steal" "Carson no"

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing butterfree and ash with text saying [squeaking noises] to signify what butterfree sounds like

Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing butterfree and ash with text saying Yeah! As Ash’s response to butterfree

2025 selfie dump 🦆

Legend of Zelda fan art. BOTW link and Zelda and dancing in front of a mirror whose reflection shows multiple iterations of other Zelda’s and links dancing together in the background.

A dance that never ends #loz

Dadlands and Hootenanny and all the live shows have been so good and I’m just so thankful to have these boys to get me through my work hours

one of my goals for the year is to continue to get through my TAZ backlog and I’m so glad I’m doing it!!! Amnesty was great, Commitment was fun, Dust was fantastic (can’t wait to get to part two) and Ethersea is in fact right up my alley, which I always thought it would be

Screenshot of Pokémon mystery dungeon showing a Bidoof talking to a Jirachi. Jirachi asks Bidoof “To sleep well! Is this truly what you want?”

yes

close enough!!

listening to TAZ Amnesty at work during spooky season sure has been a great move

inside me there are two wolves

fuck you mean D•N•Angel New Edition holy shit

he do a flip

I’m telling you that man was a televangelist in his earth life I just Know It

screenshot of an omanyte holding the hand of a researcher in the pokemon anime

Man with a sign that says "Give me a reason to live"

Alastor and Lucifer screenshot from S2, image from an official article.

Man with a sign that says "okay thanks"

Me today (I'm not even joking)

cannot believe I’ve never seen any mention of this existing, does anyone out there wanna go into meta with me for hours over the implications of this

A screenshot from Season 1 of Game Changer, where Sam says "Your significant others have been in control of the lie detectors this whole time!" And then a screenshot from Season 7 of Jacob Wysocki saying "Please don't steal my blood again."

season 1 vs. season 7

me: typing “receive”
autocorrect: are you sure you didn’t mean “recieve”? you know? like i before e?
me: I’m pretty sure that’s wrong but I guess I’ll try it
autocorrect: :) *underlines it in red*
me:

(touches the ground) something Happened here

oh my god finally

Seems fair for the first post to be the big family. 🎶
#hazbinHotel

number one priority in life is commitment to the bit and nothing on earth will ever be funnier to me than commitment to the bit. this is peak humor

カレイドスター

normal midday walk thoughts: what if I used 250+ customized manhole covers to make my paths in ACNH. could the Switch (1) handle that many individual item load ins