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Sir Alf Ramsay said to Stan Bowls (playing for England football team) that, unless he played harder, he'd pull him off at half time. "That'll be nice" Stan replied. "AT QPR all we get is an orange and a cup of tea". He never played for England again.

Genius, route one often is.

Get your local Wetherspoons to show you how to make your own scale model of Rishi Sunak with the contents of a blocked toilet and some shredded Daily Mail.

One can relate to, and deal with, ugly thoughts and feelings in a beautiful way. And in that beauty find yourself. Or, if the stars are in the right place, lose yourself. Its not what you have. It's how you choose to relate to it. Your wound is not your enemy.

Here's a picture of my new elf mates. The one giving the thumbs up is Elric.

Fuck ne, it's still tricky.

Fuck, this is tricky.

Post Covid jab what the fuckery in action. Pumping my gratitude muscle like Buddha on steroids. Bluerrrgh.

I'd prefer to avoid obscenity, but fuck me. Text AI Jesus and he'll text back.
textwith.me/jesus/

Jabbed for Covid via qualification via fibromyalgia via personal initiative.

Akin to malignant narcissism. The urge to drag everyone down to their level of misery rather than uplift themselves.

"The opinion of experts, when it is unanimous, must be accepted by non-experts as more likely to be right than the opposite opinion. "
Bertrand Russell
"This country has had quite enough of experts"
Michael Gove

A couple of weeks ago I was in Devon. The amount of red admirals I saw!

I always felt ferret to be an argumentative meat. A burger that gives as good as it gets.

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Also sounds like trauma. A coincidence, I'm sure

Gotta love the algorithm. It's like the terms and conditions which, let's face it, are the alpha and omega of our nice modern lives. Up your arse, around your spine and in your brain in one impressive flex.

I am delighted to say it was a YouTube video re Jack Smith giving subpoenas to Ivanka and Jared re destroying Trumps business empire. This is going to get hilariously ugly!

Jack Smith has just subpoened Ivanka and Jared! I can finally see the appeal in soap opera! This is Kylie getting it on with a cement mixer!

Thanks Jimmy. Change in meds has enabled more mobility, less side effects, so I've been using my superpower of walking in a straight line to help me lose weight. Devon was fucking brilliant but eventually completely exhausting!

I have seen a controlling, malignant narcissist being hailed as a good husband and kind father IRL. Such people rely on the determined ignorance that most people seem happy to use simply because its more comfortable than actually looking.

Just spent the thick end of a week recuperating from my recuperative activities as directed by my doctor. Challenges. Ooof.

Have placed a chair in my tiny hallway. No room for it at all. I have to squeeze past it to get to the loo or kitchen. But it makes life a little more interesting and I have yet to hurt myself badly enough to have the heart to move it.

That's it. I can now see Las Vegas Quentin as the Capybara equivalent of Hunter S Thompson. This is a Very Strange Space to occupy.

Fantastic idea. You can never have enough capybaras.

Today I am in bed because of this view. Or rather, because someone moved my eventual destination a few miles from where I had last left it. The slog was real.

Not too shabby a place for an over priced coffee.