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fully bionic | sing John Ball | she/her

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gahhhhh ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป

13.02.2026 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

very glad to hear it!

13.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's good to hear. You OK?

13.02.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abolish the Home Office

13.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
 Imagine you wake up every day in a room-size bed. You are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. Your favorite foods are brought to you. You have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. But you are a Chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

Imagine you wake up every day in a room-size bed. You are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. Your favorite foods are brought to you. You have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. But you are a Chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

Good morning

13.02.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

30-50 feral radioactive hybrid terror pigs

13.02.2026 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜€

13.02.2026 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Brian saying 
I wish it don't be like it do gandalf 

Gandalf saying
Lol it is what it is

Brian saying I wish it don't be like it do gandalf Gandalf saying Lol it is what it is

13.02.2026 10:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1051    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

hoping not to have to do it again in a hurry!

13.02.2026 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolutely!

13.02.2026 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the many local dealers. it's RED

13.02.2026 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RED! most important bit and I forgot to say

13.02.2026 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lawyers representing the Home Office said the proscription had had the intended effect of โ€œdisrupting PAโ€™s [Palestine Action] pattern of escalatory conductโ€ and had โ€œnot prevented people from protesting in favour of the Palestinian people or against Israelโ€™s actions in Gazaโ€.

Lawyers representing the Home Office said the proscription had had the intended effect of โ€œdisrupting PAโ€™s [Palestine Action] pattern of escalatory conductโ€ and had โ€œnot prevented people from protesting in favour of the Palestinian people or against Israelโ€™s actions in Gazaโ€.

This looks quite a lot like an assertion by the Home Office that it knew it was breaking the law, didn't care, and doesn't regret it.

13.02.2026 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

got me a new (to me) motor, lads

13.02.2026 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have just read an article about Michael McDonald being having trouble with a certain song back in the day because he was a heavy smoker and didn't have the breath for it. The article contains the line "McDonaldโ€™s ability to perform the song was tainted by his cigarette penchant". Pardon?

13.02.2026 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

why is everything an app now [rhetorical]

13.02.2026 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hold on i gotta take this

13.02.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4168    ๐Ÿ” 1110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*fistbump*

12.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Despite having written thousands of lines of poetry, only one complete Sappho poem survives.

12.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes I know the Daquise is also An Institution, but surely Ognisko it ain't? Maybe I'm wrong idk

12.02.2026 20:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting article, by all means, but (sort of unrelatedly) I'm not sure the statement "Londonโ€™s most emblematic Polish restaurant, (...) the Daquise in South Kensington" is terribly accurate, given that Ognisko is just up the road

12.02.2026 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

12.02.2026 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9775    ๐Ÿ” 2938    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 398

I absolutely get your idea, up until he says "yes"

12.02.2026 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been meaning to get into that - thank you ๐Ÿ’™

12.02.2026 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredibly bad, on so many levels. Lots of love to you, Drags xx

12.02.2026 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh nice, thanks!

12.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish you and Cat Guest all the very best in settling in ๐Ÿ’™

(I am also a friend of CG via James, so very keen on updates, when practical/appropriate ๐Ÿ’™)

12.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am finding it extremely easy to have my eyes completely glide over all of the bullshit "AI summaries" that search engines throw up. Absolutely no engagement with any of this shite, ever

12.02.2026 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disappointing, but I genuinely dgaf. Sorry, pal, nice knowing you, but w/e

12.02.2026 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just blocked someone on Instagram for boasting about using genAI - they're a musician who absolutely should know better, but apparently not. Throw this entire trend into the bin, set fire to it

12.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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