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Do not offend the Capybara of Justice!® He is wise & terrible... Civil Lit Paralegal, former ink-stained wretch, & #USCoastGuard vet, Occasional Irish Musician; #LBC_Represent! #GeekNationRepresent!

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I guarantee it.

08.10.2025 11:20 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Word around the campfire is that ones who weren't deeply offended and disturbed at this nonsense, simply shook their heads and laughed...

07.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Texas troops in Illinois... There's a very specific point in sending Guard troops from Confederate states to Blue northern cities... They don't consider the people in those cities to really be "American;" will be much more comfortable with violence against civilians.

It's #HillbillyReconquista...

07.10.2025 19:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it too late to push for Teoscar as NL MVP?

07.10.2025 19:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I take it they weren't calling to apologize?

07.10.2025 19:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For anyone who wonders what they would have done had they been alive in 1931 Germany... You're doing it right now.

03.10.2025 16:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Battle of Los Angeles… sorry, you didn’t specify Civil War 1 or 2.

29.09.2025 11:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Non-violence only works with the threat of real violence backing it up... We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way… how far are we willing to go… what are we willing to endure,.:

26.09.2025 00:41 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I would say at least by an order of magnitude in all likelihood.

24.09.2025 17:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lesson to be learned? The supervisor at the car wash told his folks to just keep working and not run; that only triggers the hunter/prey response in ICE officers.

A couple of questions, and no arrests...

24.09.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was a few days ago...

24.09.2025 17:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Comrades... when posting a paywalled article, please post a nut graf for those of us who cannot access it.

24.09.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How are the Mole People over on Twitter taking it?

20.09.2025 15:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is largely the blueprint we used for Moonbase Soros.

19.09.2025 14:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay folks... listen, the Org Chart is still being worked on (we'd have it done by now if anyone bothered to come to the committee meetings), so until then, we are *all* President of ANTIFA.

19.09.2025 14:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're playing The Gay Agenda on Sunday!

19.09.2025 14:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Woo, also too, hoo!

18.09.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then get the fuck up, people! Not you Karl… you’re here. I’m just adding my voice to yours for this…

It’s Go-Time, Folks! #GetSome!

18.09.2025 22:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

To everyone on about the #ANTIFA remarks from President Shit4Brains, now would be a good time to review the bidding by reading up on Soviet Criminal Code, Article 70…

18.09.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to the Soviet Union, Comrade…

18.09.2025 01:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know, we’re offering signing bonuses if want to think about coming back over…

18.09.2025 01:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Fucking*Brilliant*!

18.09.2025 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dispassionate sarcasm aside, yeah… this has been quite the run for Joel’s Army and the rest of those freakin’ Mole People…

18.09.2025 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am afraid you’re correct… extra snake dancing and glossolalia for *everyone*!

18.09.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Embassy.

18.09.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And they did it in real time and on the move… they damn near got it to take hold as far as Ireland.

18.09.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, given that Elmo can’t get a heavy lifter up the well without imploding, much less all the way up here to ANTIFA’s HQ at Moon Base Soros on the Dark Side, we’re not really concerned…

18.09.2025 01:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

#LBC we gonna rise up!

18.09.2025 01:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Remember Citizen: Don’t just suspect your neighbor, report them!

18.09.2025 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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