Abbey Smith

“Why don’t you watch The Bear?”

Because I live in Chicago, I’m full up on sad white boys with zero emotional intelligence who channel those unspoken feels into weirdo rage at inappropriate people and themself. Thanks tho.

Okay but my question is what have you had Imani watch that she’s never seen before?

a man with a beard is standing in front of three mannequins ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of three mannequins

I just got hit on in the Aldi, in my funeral clothes, by a man half my age who brought his cart to a full stop as he passed the aisle I was in and said “scuse me, you’re a whole lotta woman, how you doin” and so now you can’t say shit to me

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My husband has never seen White Chicks and because I could not let that stand we are gardened up and watching White Chicks.

Jackie and Shadow finally got an eaglet! THEY GOT TWO!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I just woke my husband up because I am sitting in bed next to him sobbing while I write a card to Al Green and I blew my nose so aggressively he jumpscare woke up. SO THATS HOW IM DOING

congrats democrats, you got played like chumps. but at least you're respecting the office or some bullshit

The first time I watched it I barely registered anything because I kept waiting to get Rick rolled!

warner is 72 and has been serving in the senate since 2009. get him out

If you haven’t listened to the episode of Keke Palmer’s podcast where she interviews Issa Rae, I need you to. Go live in peace and joy and inspiration and humor for an hour. Do it. You need it.

Talkin' Bout a Revolution

Mid morning song break:

Make some tea or coffee, sit back with your eyes closed and breathe, stand and stretch, take a walk around the room you’re in, or perform this song for the mirror with everything you’ve got.

Listen and take a beat for yourself.

Love you babe.

Came here for this.

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Protests, protests, there are protests happening and you can’t see them anywhere, do you know how terrifying that is?

Huge crowd at the anti-Trump protests in Washington DC

There was a creator on tiktok who was reading through all 170 pages of Justin baldoni’s lawsuit and I was on video 9 of 17!!! 😭😭😭😭

Guys my car got hit just now, just parked out on the street, we woke up to neighbors and cops and tow trucks and what am I supposed to do, make a REEL about it???

I’m not crying because it’s gone, I’m crying because I’m terrified of where we’re at and of how few people seem alarmed by it.

I bought a new labradorite ring, a smorgasbord of chips I can’t read the names of from the Asian market, and I’m going to catch up on traitors

Yall I hate it here. I miss Twitter. I preemptively miss TikTok.

I will never get over the difference in how protestors were treated in the summer of 2020 and how these fuckwits were treated while aggressive against capitol police while they tried to find and murder sitting government officials

It really is going to be so much worse this time.

Bluesky about to be hoppin after that Zuckerberg video 🤪😆

I am about to enter four days of uninterrupted chaos and there is no space in my budget to replenish my penjammin so I will probably have to just awkwardly stress cry at everyone. That’ll be fun.

I used to be a micro niche tiktok personality and now I turn my threads private when a post gets over 1000 likes

Hear me out, movie remake edition. These three in a reworked Three Men and A Baby style comedy.

Why is Shrinking the best show 😭😭

My favorite thing about the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight is that I rewatched Agatha All Along while it was on. I think. Honestly I’m not sure but it’s pretty likely since I’ve been rewatching Agatha All Along on treat for the last month