The Angrier Elf

With NDSU football's win over South Dakota this year, here are the FCS teams with active win streaks vs NDSU:

1. Montana has 1-game win streak (overtime)

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Apparently, ESPN 50For50 is at NDSU today, 1PM CST.

Why does Dakota, the largest territory, not simply eat the other regions?

I went to Mexican Village right before it closed and almost ordered their poutine

I've got the Bison at 799-384-34 which pushes the win percentage up to .671

Yeah, only feckless morons are bewildered rather then enraged at this point (see also: NY Times Editorial Board.)

Many great attorney generals went to john hopkins.

That vacated land is clearly NDSU's. If some FBS team wants it, they can schedule the Bison.

Bah, typo. It was supposed to be "People ask my face all the time"

People ask my all the time, "Why are you such an affliction at parties?"

I always say, "Did you know that since NDSU finished the transition to the FCS that the have gone 80-6 versus non-conference opponents? Wait, where are you going? That's not even the best part!"

Since joining the FCS, NDSU has played three championship games against undefeated, #1 ranked teams.

The Bison are 3-0 in those games.

Bisonville 2024 Championship Game Stats:

Cam Miller won the NCAA Division I Championship Game Most Outstanding Player award, joining his fellow NDSU QBs: Brock Jensen, Carson Wentz, Easton Stick, and Trey Lance.

10 championships. 5 different QBs. 4 different head coaches.

Montana in the ten years between 2000 & 2009, won 18 playoff games with 5 championship game appearances, and had an overall record of 119-23.

Dynasty-lite?

I'm not sure why a clip from DRAGNET is marked as graphic.

Be on the lookout for SDSU fans that didn't make it out of Fargo.

SDSU (South Dakota State) had some dudes on their FB team, but none was better than their punter, Hunter Dustman. The only punt that didn't net at least 50 yards was the one that got downed at the NDSU 8.

Tailgates open for setting up on Friday night?

That should be the new model.

SDSU at NDSU semifinal matchup trending toward a sellout The 11,000-plus Bison season ticket holders still have until late Tuesday.

This is not a drill:

"Because of the early kickoff, NDSU also announced that the tailgating lot west of the dome will be open Friday from 5 p.m.-8 p.m. to allow for setup and then will open Saturday morning at 5:30."

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Bisonville Stat of the Week: Semifinals 2024:

All four FCS semifinalists: NDSU, South Dakota State, South Dakota, and Montana State are located within the original 1861 Dakota Territory boundaries.

This is what happens when you equate college football to FBS football. NDSU football is 100x more popular in North Dakota than Alabama football (I mean, just look at google trends.)

I raise you an o

Let's gooooooooo!

All I can say is that Abilene Christian football has some dudes on their team.

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Mood right now:

Bisonville Stat of the Week: Second Round of 2024 Playoffs:

NDSU has more wins than any other FCS program since the year 2000 with a record of 264-64, 47 of which have come in the FCS playoffs.

"All I Want For Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" sung with a lisp is a crime against humanity.

Bisonville Stat for Week 12, 2024:

After beating Missouri State 59-21, NDSU is now 40-0 in their gold jerseys.

Got this from @domizzowday.bsky.social

NDSU Bisonville Stat of the Week 2024.11:

NDSU is 77-6 vs non-conference FCS teams since being playoff eligible. The average score: 39-13. This includes 42 playoff games.

SDSU is next best at 48-12, average score 36-18.

There are so many towns in Ohio, do people get to know them all?

Milan, OH would get a lot of people, I bet. MY-lynn, I think.

Schuykill for PA. (skoo-kill)
Ely, MN (eely not eli)
Kulm, ND (two syllables)
Houston Street, NYC
Cairo, IL
Leicester & Cadogan Sq, Beauchamp St. for London.

But for some places, I think a word association like

Q. Zumbrota? A. Mazeppa
Q. New Rockford? A. Sheyenne
Q. Wyndmere? A. Lidgerwood