Kat

This one lives in my yard!! Look at their little hands!!

I once snapped my glasses in half because it was so cold outside. Came in from a walk, glasses fell off my face in two pieces!!! Fuck this!!

keeping up with the cardassians

I used to have a version of Julie and Julia saved where it was just the Julia parts edited together. It was half an hour of a perfect movie.

Stinkë

Evil baby 💞

It's too fucking expensive bingito I will just send you mine. It smells so nice and it's too heavy for my hair.

I should mail you my mini Moroccan oil hair sample I have

Omg my husband has a rainbow trout tattoo too!!

Erika jayne robh aeason 12 bene gesserit dominatrix confessional look.

My car is so fucking broken and I live in the least walkable community ever. At least I can personally witness a male turkey get alternatively afraid of / horny for the discarded rowboat in my yard over and over (nature)

I found a usb when I was cleaning and it was like 90% full of video files and it was just the last 6 episodes of season 1 of project runway??? Where did this come from?

... and you weren't wearing any underwear.....

The moms in real housewives of Potomac are so messy!!! Wendy's mom said she needs a raincoat in case Mia comes to the party, aaaaa!

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Tour the Milwakee Art Museum with me

Sad looking frog loafing like a cat might. Green background. Painted on the bathroom wall of the ladies room at Botanas in milwaukee.

I'm not entirely sure how bluesky works but if you want to talk about real housewives or Ira Levin or nail polish or paul Klee or your favorite perfume, you can send me a message I'm unemployed and spend a lot of time on my phone.

So many scenes on real housewives are just the most pillow faced women dressed like pirates shouting words like LOYALTY and OUR FRIENDSHIP over and over in a rented horse barn filled with candles