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Gang, this is everything I’m actively reading or need to read. It’s not even all the tabs. I’m overwhelmed but also grateful for everything you all write!

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#ofmd

all I want for Christmas is for OFMD to get renewed peace and love 🤡

EDWARD TEACH PLAYED BY TAIKA WAITITI FROM HIT HBOMAX ORIGINAL OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH COME BACK TO ME BABY

I’m not sure why but I just read “fantasy dildo” and my mind went: so you pretend you’re using a dildo?? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Dom Ed 🫶🏻🍑💦🏅🫦🕳🥰💥🍆🍴🌬🏆💖💗💘💓💞

Apparently Pushing Daisies, which was canceled in ‘09 is getting a new season? I’ve never seen the show but that means there’s hope for OFMD.

Fuck I forgot Fang! Fang would definitely be helpful at baking.

The best people:
Izzy (Secretly enjoys baking. Will yell at you for making mistakes though); Swede; Jim (says yes reluctantly but then gets really into it.); Wee John will help but only reading out ingredients

Ed: gets bored easily but enjoys punching out the sugar cookie shapes
Archie: too chaotic, gets flour everywhere
Buttons: refuses to bake anything where eggs might be involved

Stede: prefers to buy his baked goods
Pete: baking is “women’s work” 🙄
Lucius: says he’ll help then is doing anything but
Frenchie: baking is too close to witchy behavior
Olu: willing to help but struggles with everything (accidentally putting in a cup of salt instead of sugar)

Three Christmas figurines. A snowman on the left, Santa in the middle, a singing angel on the right.

You know those blown plastic figurines? Yes.

Voicemails at work I hate: Very slowly explains their issue, long and drawn out. Then: call me at “says their phone number at the speed of light and I can’t understand.”

His hair is giving Jean-Ralphio from Parks and Rec and I love it

a rectangle graphic that is numbered 1 - 31 in four columns. In the middle it says "SUPER CASUAL WINTERTIME PROMPT LIST!" and the prompts are: 1: Hidden gifts 2: Holiday decorating 3: Chosen family 4: Revisiting/reinventing traditions 5: Dessert 6: Wintertime sads 7: Homemade gifts 8: Sledding 9: New-to-you holiday celebration 10: Festive injury 11: Trains/train rides 12: Snowed in 13: Sleeping in your childhood bed 14: Ugly sweater party 15: Twinkly lights 16: Penguins 17: Holiday songs 18: Tacky holiday decor 19: Polar Bear Plunge 20: Cozy fireplaces 21: Abominable snowman 22: Holiday movies 23: Office holiday party 24: Snowed in! 25: Snow globes 26: Ice skating 27: Christmas market 28: Hot drinks 29: Advent calendar 30: Polar bears 31: Hemisphere swap! Holidays in whichever season you don’t normally have them!

What better time to post a month-long list of prompts than when the first day of that month is almost over!

Make some art, write some words, do anything at all! Here in the northern hemisphere it's cold and dark and I gotta romanticize it OR ELSE.

Reply with fills or QRP or tag me! It's caszh!

Evening bump

not to be redundant but i really would like someone to make ofmd season 3

I used the number pad on the keyboard a lot for my work and I’d appreciate it if the Num Lock button went away. Know how many times I hit that and then the pad stops working

If you're craving hockey but but want ofmd might I suggest the phenomenal Slapshot by @beabonnet.bsky.social? Quickly became one of my favourites when I first read it archiveofourown.org/works/633744... 🥰

Merry Christmas season. Enjoy this lil fic based off “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”

archiveofourown.org/works/75075901

Merry Christmas season. Enjoy this lil fic based off “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”

archiveofourown.org/works/75075901

That canceled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

yes, still.

That point of the holiday dinner where you need to go sit in solitude because too many people and chaos and someone asks “you feeling okay?” Girllll I’m overstimulated I’ll be out in a few.

Tuesday I was up at midnight. Wednesday I was up at 3am. This morning was 5am because my brother’s kids don’t know what “sleeping in” means. Is it a vacation if I can’t sleep in myself?

PS my brand of sleeping in is waking up at 6:30.

Crew I have an idea that I think will save humanity.

Season 3 of the hit pirate tv show Our Flag Means Death

I shall take him willingly

And vet said he’s fine just very stoned. 🤦🏻‍♂️