Idiot Kitchen

if you twist my arm around like that I'm going to shart

a Petfinder screenshot of an adult female American bunny named "Ford F-150"

Italicized emojis

unignorable girth

Walking up to random people at the Starbucks and saying "Hey tough guy" in the deepest voice I can manage to see how they react

A white bunny rests on grassy ground by a tranquil, turquoise lake. Mountains are visible in the background under a clear blue sky.

Nice Freudian slip. Did you mom buy that for you?

I enjoy acquiring liquids

First Edition Dark Magician

li'l lamb

Anarcho-cumulus clouds

Thanks to your charitable donations, I was able to pay a camgirl to film herself crushing Doritos with her feet

looks like a Keith Haring orgy

I don't want to see your nasty-ass gourd
get that out of my life

Having a smooth yet lively mental breakdown to the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack

REAL goblin caught on tape

Came here to shitpost "Children's show where the kids befriend puppets that represent the 4 humours" but then I remembered 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘖𝘶𝘵⁣ (2015) exists

Bro is smellin' like a roast beef samuel

left the pussy smoking

My go-to move is being inscrutable

foot gloves for your feet

casserole

cut off your feet and get wheels installed

A black hand towel has the red Dark Souls style text "YOU DRIED" embroidered on it.

the elusive parlor llama

hot soalpy woter

I like my women like I like my orange juice: extra pulp