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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!! 🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫 pls use alt text

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Mysteries are some of the most unknown crap

10.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Oily rags for lunch πŸ˜‹

10.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

someone get nurbsy an anecdote, quick!!!

10.02.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the mage enters the room!
the mage applies a translucent gel!
you become translucent!
you feel a slight vibration.
the mage has revealed your internal structures!
the mage has formed a plan!

You have returned to normal.
You are VERY hungry.

10.02.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If the mailman was here he'd know what to do. And then I would bite him

10.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon parrot with the words it 's a living on the bottom right Alt: Parrot on the flintstones shrugging "it's a living"
10.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

10.02.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lmfao

10.02.2026 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

10.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

!!!!

09.02.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cud Partners, LLC

09.02.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grobian lmao

09.02.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't find myself either but the map creator said there's a setting on here for logged-out visibility that we must have on, preventing us from being included? idk lol

09.02.2026 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

lmao

09.02.2026 02:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

koru why do u sound like a bee in a tuba

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tennis is a chicken sport. The english term "love" used to represent a score of zero is actually a take on the french "l'oeuf" meaning "egg" because zero is the shape of an egg

08.02.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im screaming!!! she's sooo cute!! also i love the sheets 😻

08.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Two photos of my tabby cat Cauliflower,safely tucked into a cozy pink bed like a princess

Two photos of my tabby cat Cauliflower,safely tucked into a cozy pink bed like a princess

One mitten paw outstretched on the pillow

One mitten paw outstretched on the pillow

Just walked in to find her tucked in this way

08.02.2026 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

he just came back to the bed when i got ur reply lol
(he had left at some point after i fell asleep)

08.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

incredible! i love how their tails are crossed in this pic πŸ₯Ή

08.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that longhaired back there is such an absolute UNIT wow!

08.02.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

genuinely thought he was wearing a golf shirt for a sec

08.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:)))

08.02.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the sass levels....

08.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

just @ me next time
bsky.app/profile/badb...

08.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i independently discovered fire

08.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now upstairs with boy

08.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

was gonna do a bunch of chores but im on da couch :)

08.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

wow

08.02.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm built DIFFERENT. Muscle memory of a rat in the body of a man. I am lunging at customers of an airport Macdonald's every day trying to survive

08.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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