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Black Lives Matter | wear a mask!! 🚫no AI anything whatsoever, keep that shit away from me🚫 pls use alt text

1,964 Followers  |  370 Following  |  11,029 Posts  |  Joined: 09.07.2023  |  2.1439

Latest posts by badbisque.bsky.social on Bluesky

Any advice for dealing with a speeding ticket in NC????

07.10.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

booooooooo

07.10.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Official EP announcement:

We are excited to announce that our next EP, "featuring, vol. 1" will be released on 10/31! This EP draws inspiration from drum and bass and jungle, as interpreted through particle dogs sound

Who is if featuring you ask? Check out the tracklist and tags below!

07.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

facts!!

07.10.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Q: what's a mummy's favorite snack

A: a bagel and 'scream' cheese

07.10.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

crying

07.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting mangled in an elaborate conveyer belt i built to avoid simply walking up the stairs

07.10.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

goofy accidentally pissed in his own mouth & gave himself autism

06.10.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

guy who came to repair dishwasher is frying himself up a grilled cheese???

keeps telling me to stay out of the kitchen to avoid breathing in "dish fumes"??

06.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

bringing a hay bale through baggage claim

06.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

never tried bc the other way looks so good Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

07.10.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

nice duality; is it of man? of course

06.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a ghost whose braces are the only thing visible about them

06.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with blonde hair is wearing a blue denim vest and smiling Alt: Ryan gosling as Ken doll, winking

here's a little secret they didn't teach u in school: u can just pop a backwards cap on ur greasy hair

06.10.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

guy who came to repair dishwasher is frying himself up a grilled cheese???

keeps telling me to stay out of the kitchen to avoid breathing in "dish fumes"??

06.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

the hotdog bun alchemist

06.10.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UNCONVENTIONAL: This woman ran out of hot dog buns and is having hot dog on a hamburger bun. She must manipulate its form. Hot dog reborn

06.10.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
adorable pomchi

adorable pomchi

some of the sweetest folks I know are trying to fundraise for a critical surgery for their adorable dog, keiko. if you have a few bucks, they would appreciate it.

www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...

06.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stunlocking my therapist

06.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chillary or bust

06.10.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they'd deserve it

06.10.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some huge new from the egg industry .. eggs are different now

06.10.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

pb would be on the label of the bottled version!!!!

06.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fellas is it gay to remove food debris from between teeth

06.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a ghost whose braces are the only thing visible about them

06.10.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh don't mind me im just super dumb and really evil

06.10.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

was it this guy?
bsky.app/profile/weed...

06.10.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone: children simply aren't "of the corn"
Stephen king: hold my beer

06.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

lmao

06.10.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard and mustache is smiling for the camera Alt: Jack Nicholson smiling and nodding
06.10.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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