Henry Bones

Wishing everyone the enjoyment of a mens sana

This is gonna be so good for my electron mill

Well, a happy tomorrow for you!

Quelle coincidence. We have borek in the fridge right now.

Eric Morecambe Avenue.

“He’s not going to sell much ice cream going at that speed, is he?”

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hat tip to @pupfiction.bsky.social

I feel sorry for some people and their Egregiously Wrong Views.

All the dust from the floor of the nut-packing plant, poured into a mould with a dollop of school glue, left in the sun for six weeks to dry out into an abstraction of nothingness, then locked inside an impenetrable shell. An insult to the very idea of a nut.

"Hellas Ugly: The Myth of Brownness in Homeric Greece""

John Wheeler had a theory that the universe was simply the manifestation of a single electron moving rapidly and ceaselessy through spacetime. This might also be true of New Zealanders.

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I hope you were wearing the hard-hat and the hi-viz tabard

Did you have to evacuate by yourself at home, just to feel like part of the team?

Tote Gusset is my new band name

"Heave-ho and up she rises" etc

seasick shanties

I'm sure some of the mushroom-trial fans would have considered it.
"Oh, it was the winter of 23
when Erin had her folks to tea,
A tale so grim then did unfold
of murder served with gravy
Her poison plan was passing bold
Beware the mushroom lady"

Safety first, comrade.

Glad to see full personal commitment to the principle of 'if it travels, it's orange'

Iinstructor: "Stand back, everyone. This is highly reactive..."

Muffled voice from inside the fume cupboard: "With death, Dasein stands before itself in its ownmost potentiality-for-Being. This is a possibility in which the issue is nothing less than Dasein's Being-in-the-world."

Remember, gloves and goggles before you open your Heidegger

Unpleasantly enough, "arsehole" and "lasanga" are closely related for ol' JG

Aux armes, Glutenardes!

I hear Fozzy Bear after rehab. Serious now, well-centred and thriving in his new life after showbiz. Good for him.

Caution: Rapture in Progress

"The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice"

Penny for the Guy (de Maupassant) ?

If age is in relation to population, you get to be mayor of Guangzhou (twice as big as NYC). If it's an inverse relation you can choose Durban, Bamako or Jaipur. Or any two from Paris, Vienna, Havana and Minsk.