Henry Bones

They could still add a title: The Duke of Wormwood Scrubs

Ooh, the Britpop bands are breeding again. Nature is healing

That thumb is so lifelike

He did, but it turned out he’s all over these files too

Demon Blob is my heavy metal / bluegrass / southern punk band

Heart-Attack Grill restaurant sign in Las Vegas

There’s a restaurant in Vegas for just such an occasion…

Andy’s off to be fitted out on Savile Row

Drove him potty, it did.

I’ve got just the thing

12 Angry Muppets

Creating with every slashing flourish of his sword, good chap

Is that the Nietzsche boy? Isn’t he dashing.

All the President’s Muppets

Cerberus, the triple-headed hound of Hades

I’ve tasted wines that suggest the maker has tried that, but failed

My alchemical trick is to transmute ethanol into uric acid. Can’t say it’s helped my writing much

I checked my symptoms with AI and I believe I have a “Runtime Error” so I want some pills for that please

Thanks for the tip!

I think we overlapped in our red-misted outrage. It’s almost enough to make Socrates pack his bags and go off to live alone in the mountains

Wtf does ‘forged arguments in marble’ mean? It makes no sense, even on the surface

I imagine the aroma to be an alluring combination of old casserole and slightly damp office carpet in a room that’s been closed for a week

‘Static Luge’ suits my abilities

Brian Eno, mainly ‘Music for Airports’ and ‘Discreet Music’

Well then, stay down in the shadows with your cave friends. The frogs and I are getting on just fine.

The frogs may be as virtuous (ἀρετή) in their frogness as humans may be in their humanity, and in such fulfilment may indeed be considered to be onto something

Hazelnut Barnes

Barbarians over breakfast and spies for supper

Andy Windsor, of no fixed abode

Tay-Tay Slays Ley